The_Jersey

Got Skewer up to level 7. I've now cemented a plan to take every single Trick Arrow and Archery power since there's exactly room to do that and get a travel power up to level 38. I guess after that I mgiht have to pick an epic pool or sometihng but that's not really so relevant until they add an archery epic as well so I'll never ever have to put the bow away!

I say we take the villain base and don't give it back. I bet we can find a way to disable arachnos drones if we try really hard.

I've decided to jump on this bandwagon before we set it on fire and push it down a hill into a big box of rusty nails. I'm ready to be challenged!

Gone with DM/EN. I heard that the energy shields were pretty poor so I figured why mess with success by choosing a defensive set that's considered the best? The J-dizzle does not play that.

I've got a trick arrow/archery currently level 6 and rising if you'd like his help.

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Come to the New Blood, we have a large number of players in the 30-50 range.

D-Zol is yah man.

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Well I know the New Bloods are coalitioned to the Precision Rangers so the interconnection of a lot of the SG's should mean you can get a team well enough whoever you join.

Are those words to associate or just insults?

I'll do it anyway

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Numbnuts

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You call yourself a ranger!

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I'm also known as Maurice and Midnight Toker but I feel I'm fully capable of performing my duties as both a Horseman and a Ranger since both groups seem to be based on the core principle of insulting Chives.

Once upon a time Midnight Agent sucked Chives' balls into a vacuum, where they were eaten by rats which subsequently vomitted them all over Chives' face. Then Chives' own mother took a bat and decided to lay waste to the Precision Rangers...

money

Coded

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This thread is very much an example of one thing about PvP I really hate. The constant contests to see who can urinate highest up the wall.

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12ft

What is a necessary evil?

Steve Miller Band

What is something so malicious that Midnight Agent would go out of his way to cause it?

answer- several male gigolos

Stop editing a post I'm triyng to reply to!

Interestingly I've seen CoV praised in review for the relative ease and low cost of base building when compared to other MMO equivalents (Guild Halls?).

As for a fortress of solitude? Superman has one but he's been around since the forties so he's had plenty of time to gather all that prestige and salvage. Not to mention up until 1985 there were two of them (Still is but one's old and do nothing yet feels he can be a back seat Superman). Can't see it happening anytime soon but maybe a small apartment would be nice.

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People who think getting owned repeatedly is fun?

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*volunteers*

What? I did choose an SR scrapper. Who are you to tell me what kind of fun I'm allowed to have? Controllers should marvel at my futile attempts to defeat them with the mighty power of kicking things and avoiding things(in principle).

Well cold, radiation and dark corrupter secondaries won't give status protection but the others would. And I'd rather see 8 controllers vs. 8 Corrupters for hell made of debuffs from every angle.

The best part of Diagnosis Murder is Dick Van [censored]'s hair. Full stop.

Trick question. Members of Scrapapocalypse are completely shaven to make them more aerodynamic.

And what's with all the mindless singing?

Oh Jersey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Jersey!

*Clap Clap*

Hey Jersey!

Commandant Clarence fascistly adjusted his extremely fascist collar with his ruggedly fascist hands. "I love being a fascist" thought Clarence.

As he strolled around the impeccably tidy Fifth Column research centre at his command, Clarence couldn't help but marvel at his own brilliance for ascending so quickly to the rank of Commandant in such a short career.

"You there! What is the progress on project epsilon-8457?" demanded the impatient Commandant.

The Fifth Column scientist, a devious engineer and once powerful scientist in the Fifth Column ranks before the failure of project betamax, replied in a melancholy tone.
"Infiltration of Lucas ranch is going as plan. We were worried that the agent’s wooden acting would mean his position as a mole would be discovered but remarkably we've been able to plant subliminal advertising in the Star Wars prequels."

"Very good, soon all of the country will be riding a 'Segway' to work and their muscles will waste away, making our inevitable takeover all the simpler. However, that's not important right now; I meant to say epsilon-8475."

"Oh. That project. Tell you what Clarence, I'll let you know when your pet project is finally getting results and you let me know when you've figured a way to make short pants fashionable. Understand what I'm saying?"

Just then a lowly Nebel Ubermenschen Rifle soldier burst through the nearby access door carrying a large crate that he scrambled to the floor, trying desperately to recapture his breath as he barely propped his frame up on the control centre's console.

Commandant Clarence prepared himself. Whatever was in that crate was obviously of grave importance. The scientist edged closer and cautiously lifted the lid of the crate to reveal dozens of neatly packed grey uniforms.

"Look sir! It's the new fashions for the autumn! I'm not sure about the logo but at least they're not as gaudy as the rags we've got on now." Exclaimed the scientist his mood now noticeably lifted.

Before Clarence could take a look for himself, an announcement crackled over the base PA system.

"Commandant Clarence, you have an urgent meeting in the conference room."

As Clarence walked into the stone walled conference room he immediately noticed the new decor that had replaced the familiar skull motif of the Fifth Column.

"Ah, Commandant Clarence, welcome." The small but stern fellow with the white beard paced about the table, moving around Clarence disconcertingly. "As you may have heard, the Fifth Column is undergoing something of reorganization. The new brand for our little enterprise is now the 'Council' and with this, my partners and I have brought certain core values with us that I think you'll agree are a little more progressive than what you may be used to. We have heard many things about you Clarence, your former superiors considered your ideas madness but the centre has taken a personal interest in moving epsilon-8475 forward as quickly as possible. I am here to oversee your progress 'Archon' Clarence; we are taking a hefty risk with you so you understand that there is a price for failure."

Archon Clarence nodded meekly, the small stature of this man did not betray his ruthless personality as he leaned over the still seated Archon Clarence to speak again.

"Then we understand each other. Excellent. Now Archon Clarence, show me epsilon-8475; show me Project: 'Guise'."

I don't know, we've also been hearing things aobut you and Chives. You're his [censored].

He was giving you coin and you were giving him booty.

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Heres an amazing fact for you. Gary Numan isn't just a musical genius: he is also a pilot.

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Imagine that. You're a fresh kind of madness Question.

Don't make me use my moves on you, it might not seem like much but 15 minutes later you'll put on a hat that doesn't suit you.

Yes I would Kent.

1. Stop saying 'nous.'
2. Hurricane and whirlwind are different things
3. The controllers would win

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So we're gonna fill this thread with [censored] and our daily lives like that 'other' thread?

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I thought we were just going to set a record for uses of the word chump.