Haha, CTab but my self esteem in the toilet.
Ctab: Who's Statesman?
User: A big dork with a dorky helmet.
Ctab: Oh, I never tried one of those.
User: Thats because you don't have a head.
Ctab: What is?
User: You.
Ctab: Me?
User: Yes.
Ctab: Oh, okay.
User: Sooo...
Ctab: Evil CTab?
User: Are you evil?
Ctab: No!
User: I think you might be.
Ctab: I'm pretty sure I don't have a gender.
User: Does having a gender make one evil?
Ctab: I wish I knew!
User: Haha, I think women are evil. They don't like me very much :-(.
Ctab: Okay, I'll ask.
User: What will you ask them? Why they don't like me?
Ctab: I like cheese pie!
User: Fine. Change the topic.
