Textilian

Hey! Where are the Fed Ex guys? Eran, are you going to stand for this?!

*makes note on calender*

*makes blanket*

*covers Anightgirl with blanket*

*departs*

Yeah... choice number 2 would not illicit a positive response, imho.

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Text, when are the 11th hour TF's coming back? I don't ever get home afore 2200 EST...

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I, um, can't answer that until at least the 10th hour.

But seriously, after Easter. I have two Easter dresses to finish and one is rather complex, then I'm traveling. I finally got back to OWNSF, at least.

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What should Slax annex today?

Best answer gets annexed.

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The world's button supply.

(By the way, Rock Crag, nice cake! *leer*)

I have the day off, so I slept in until 6:45!

Yay!

Pounce Leader Anightgirl
The Sewing Room Formerly Known as Slax's Garage
The Slax Cage

Re: Pounce Candiates

Dear Pounce Leader Anightgirl:

Reviewing the recent batch of resumes/speeches/bribes from pounce candidates, I see at least two of them with strong qualifications. However, I am concerned if Slax is selected as the Pouncee, his wife might become aware of our presence in the Sewing Room Formerly Known as Slax's Garage and thus put us to work, and I don't mean that in a sexy way. Rock Crag seems to be the obvious choice, but dark horse candidate Knight Chill may also be a possibility.

My recommendation, therefore, is to conduct pounce interviews. I will report back in when I have located a large ball room (ala playball pens, not dancing) we can monopolize for several hours so we can conduct said interviews.

Yours in springiness,

Textilian

Please list your qualifications for pouncage. What makes you a superior pouncable candidate?

Probably a conspiricy on the part of Clinique.

I don't understand the complaint, sometimes it seems like most of the internet operates without their hearts, guts, or brains anyways.

The other 13% already live in your garage, no doubt.

On second thought, having several women pounce on you in a coordinated attack probably would not be a discouragement, per se.

So what you're saying is we need to coordinate a multiple-pounce to overcome the resistance?

I like the markets the way they are.

From the Adventure Log of Countess Clink Clank

It is with heavy heart I report tonight. Although we had many great happenings, Aluriel once again being in good graces with the maker, the Professor gaining even more mastery over his strange powers, and a completion of our assistance to the haunted township and its strange resident Katie Hannon, the fact is the Guild is scattering.

We have decided to divide our resources, to research the annomoly of our arrival and to seek to build new lives for ourselves. Although the Guild remains, I do not know when, if ever, we shall venture forth again.

Get back, you, I have a Dyson vacuum cleaner!

I stuffed my "Squee!" back into the box and am ready to rock and roll in Croatoa tonight.

Textilian's Top 10 Fake Occupations for Fellow Infinitites

1. Eran is a paramedic in a rural community, routinely saving lives and occasionally scaring bears away from houses by blapping the siren at them.

2. Siolfir owns a fashionable botique in a trendy city and enjoys tennis on the weekends.

3. Anightgirl is a photographer for National Geographic; her favorite city is Cairo.

4. Rock Crag pilots a helicopter for an urban police department and raises orchids in his spare time.

5. Bug works with penguins at a local aquarium

6. Vexxxa is a deep-sea diver, salvaging wrecks and befriending whales.

7. Blood Spectre works for the forestry department fighting wild fires; during the winter, he enjoys time with his three cats which he is training for the circus.

8. Ironblade runs an alligator farm and fights kites competitively.

9. Slax tests roller coasters and waterslides for their 'fun factor.'

10. Textilian grows roses and is developing a particularly thorny variety she hopes to name "Sins and Needles."

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I'm bored, have a 3.5 day weekend, and want to run a TF. BLAH!

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I do not feel your pain.

You know what? I want to go play with the toy. I feel this is a special circumstance: game called on account of open beta!

I'm @Sins and Needles on test.

I want to play the arcs you've talked about.

I'm trying to decide if I should bow to the inevitable.

I don't believe you've ever said "Squee!" on the boards, either.

Hmm, open beta. Are you all going "Squeee!" and wanting to go play with the new shiny? It's a pretty big shiny, I think I'd understand this once.

Maybe I've been here too long, at first I read it as your taking slax lessons.