Teldon

My Picks

1. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy, for the sheer stupidity and magnitude of this fail.
2. A Gentleman's Duel, this is an amazing pace of art. Still can't believe they have not expanded it yet.
3. The Engineer's Guide to Cats. funny, goofy and off the wall. The kittehs' human really does know them well and does love them.
4. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody, again not a bad video in the least. I can't give it any higher then this.

OK we have picked what we felt was the best representation for each group. Now your job is to help determine which of these four is the best. Since all four of these are winners I am doing something different this time around.

Rank the following in order of best to worst in terms of how well it represents it group and how good it is on it's own.

(KITTEH!!)The Engineer's Guide to Cats
(Awesomely Bad Music Video) The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
(FAIL!)The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
(Animation)A Gentleman's Duel

Please cast your vote like this

(Example)
1. The Engineer's Guide to Cats
2. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
3. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
4. A Gentleman's Duel

each posistion has a different points system.

1=5 pts
2=3 pts
3=2 pts
4= 1pts

In the above example
Kitteh would have 5 pts
ABMV would have 3 pts
Fail would have 2 pts
Animation would have 1 pt

Voting is open till Monday at noon. Have fun and play nice.

will be a winners round. gimme a sec. fixing dinner and tending the yard. I have my man hat and martha apron on today.

Sorry for the tardy was a heckva day today.

Voting Results

(KITTEH!!)

1. Human Cat Perch-2
The Engineer's Guide to Cats-9

2. Pinky's Revenge-2
Surprised Kitty-9

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

3. The Mean Kitty Song-5
The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody-6

4. 4chan: The Music Video-9
Tight Pants/Body Rolls-2

(FAIL!!)

5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy-6
Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts-5

6. Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail-7
How not to deploy a Flash Bang!-4

(Animation)

7. Meet The Spy-3
A Gentleman's Duel-8

8. Scorpion Man-1
Slaughter Your World-10

Group rankings

(KITTEH!!)

1rst The Engineer's Guide to Cats
2nd Human Cat Perch
3rd Surprised Kitty
4th Pinky's Revenge vs
5th Dramatic Look Gopher
6th Gesundheit!
7th Nora, the Piano Playing Cat
8th Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

1rst The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
2nd The Mean Kitty Song
3rd 4chan: The Music Video
4th Tight Pants/Body Rolls
5th Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
6th Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
7th Gimme dat bacon!
8th Mini Daddy

(FAIL!!)

1rst The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
2nd Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
3rd How not to deploy a Flash Bang!
4th Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail
5th Parking Fail
6th Pantomime Fail
7th Bullying The Bully
8th An Innocuous Toy

(Animation)

1rst A Gentleman's Duel
2nd Meet The Spy
3rd Slaughter Your World
4th Scorpion Man
5th The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
6th Hot Na'vi Sex vs
7th Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
8th Nicolas Cage Wants Cake

At least the dog made it out fine.

Bump

More votes please

So ever wonder what would happen if a hundred cats ever invaded an IKEA store? Wonder no more with this bonus video.

OK this is just creepy. Canada is trying a new method to get drivers to slow down. Not sure how I feel about this. On one hand it is innovative but it could mean that if it takes off and people get used to it they may never slow down for kids.

1. The Engineer's Guide to Cats going against my pick on this one. While perch may have a more OMG moment it does become a bit stale on multiple viewings. EGTC always has be laughing each time.
2. Surprised Kitty really shocked this one did not make it to top two. STill classic, still cute.
3. The Mean Kitty Song same reason I have voted against the Muppets this whole time. It is a great video not a bad one.
4. Tight Pants/Body Rolls really thought this one would have been the final match up. Gotta give to the one with a more horrifying visual.
5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy this one hurts the most. Two of the best fails I have ever seen or heard. Both deserve to win on their own merits. Both have insane amounts of stupidity but I will give it to the lady in this one. That is the one of the, if not the, most dumbest thing i have ever heard.
6. Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail this top four, to me, was the best of all four groups. Gonna give to this one because of the look of shock and pain on that persons face.
7. A Gentleman's Duel another hard choice to make but like I have said before I would pay good money to see this as a full length feature on opening night.
8. Slaughter Your World anything that takes a beloved and cherished Disney song and perverts it like that is a winner in my book.

This round will close off the four groupings giving us the ones that best define their genre. Please vote for the one that you think best suits it grouping. The first match up is for first and second place. the second match up is for thrid and forth. Winners of the each group will go against each other tomorrow.

(KITTEH!!)

1. Human Cat Perch vs The Engineer's Guide to Cats
2. Pinky's Revenge vs Surprised Kitty

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

3. The Mean Kitty Song vs The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody
4. 4chan: The Music Video vs Tight Pants/Body Rolls

(FAIL!!)

5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy vs Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts
6. Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail vs How not to deploy a Flash Bang!

(Animation)

7. Meet The Spy vs A Gentleman's Duel
8. Scorpion Man vs Slaughter Your World

Sorry for the delay all I am extremely under the weather. here are your results for this round.

1. Surprised Kitty-4
The Engineer's Guide to Cats-8

2. Pinky's Revenge-3
Human Cat Perch-9

3. The Mean Kitty Song-7
Tight Pants/Body Rolls-5

4. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody-8
4chan: The Music Video-4

5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy-8
Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail-4

6. Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts-9
How not to deploy a Flash Bang!-2

7. Scorpion Man-2
A Gentleman's Duel-10

8. Meet The Spy-7
Slaughter Your World-3

I vote for option 1. I see this way to much on my male characters particularly with hair styles and facial hair styles. Most of the low res items for any part of the body just clash horribly with the newer stuff.

1. The Engineer's Guide to Cats it hurts to vote against SK but this one had more effort put into it and is always funny. Besides it taught me a new way to annoy my cat.
2. Human Cat Perch still funny as hell

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

3. Tight Pants/Body Rolls I love mean kitty but this one is a more delightful train wreck.
4. 4chan: The Music Video I still hate this pick but it is awesomely bad whereas the Muppets one is just awesome.

(FAIL!!)

5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy still in shock at this woman's stupidity.
6. Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts one of the greatest things I have seen

(Animation)

7. A Gentleman's Duel at this point I dont see how it could lose.
8. Meet The Spy I keep finding something new each time I watch it.

Your bottom four rankings

(KITTEH!!)

5th Dramatic Look Gopher
6th Gesundheit!
7th Nora, the Piano Playing Cat
8th Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

5th Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
6th Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy vs
7th Gimme dat bacon!
8th Mini Daddy

(FAIL!!)

5th Parking Fail
6th Pantomime Fail
7th Bullying The Bully
8th An Innocuous Toy

(Animation)

5th The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
6th Hot Na'vi Sex vs
7th Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
8th Nicolas Cage Wants Cake

We now move on to the top four in each group. The cream has risen and now it is your turn to help decided which video is not the best but truly represents it chosen group. Standard rules apply.

(KITTEH!!)

1. Surprised Kitty vs The Engineer's Guide to Cats
2. Pinky's Revenge vs Human Cat Perch

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

3. The Mean Kitty Song vs Tight Pants/Body Rolls
4. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody vs 4chan: The Music Video

(FAIL!!)

5. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy vs Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail
6. Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts vs How not to deploy a Flash Bang!

(Animation)

7. Scorpion Man vs A Gentleman's Duel
8. Meet The Spy vs Slaughter Your World

no

1. Dramatic Look Gopher it is a meme that will not die and for good reason.
2. Nora, the Piano Playing Cat this is just too cute.
3. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up" still surprised it did not make top four
4. Gimme dat bacon! I still loathe that fat kids music and voice.
5. Pantomime Fail while the other one may be more funny, this one is gonna huant that kid all his life.
6. Bullying The Bully pure win.
7. Hot Na'vi Sex never liked that song.
8. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake HLFLC was a but too cheesy for me.

Since we are a bit slow for the holiday weekend I decided to do something different. We are gonna rank the bottom four of each category. The first match up in each group is for 5th and 6th place. The second match up is for 7th and 8th. Same rules apply as in the other round. The normal draft will continue tomorrow.

(KITTEH!!)

1. Dramatic Look Gopher vs Gesundheit!
2. Nora, the Piano Playing Cat vs Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

3. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy vs Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
4. Mini Daddy vs Gimme dat bacon!

(FAIL!!)

5. Pantomime Fail vs Parking Fail
6. Bullying The Bully vs An Innocuous Toy

(Animation)

7. Hot Na'vi Sex vs The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
8. Half-Life: Full Life Consequences vs Nicolas Cage Wants Cake

Results for this half.

1. Dramatic Look Gopher-4
Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels-1

2. Nora, the Piano Playing Cat-2
Gesundheit!-3

3. Gimme dat bacon!-1
Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"-4

4. Mini Daddy-1
Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy-4

5. An Innocuous Toy-1
Parking Fail-4

6. Bullying The Bully
Pantomime Fail-5

7. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake-2
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!-3

8. Half-Life: Full Life Consequences-2
Hot Na'vi Sex-3

These four for each group are the ones that did not make it to their top four. We are voting to make them 5th-8th place. So vote for your fav.

1. Dramatic Look Gopher
2. Nora, the Piano Playing Cat
3. Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
4. Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy
5. Parking Fail
6. Pantomime Fail
7. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake
8. Hot Na'vi Sex

Since we are a bit slow for the holiday weekend I decided to do something different. We are gonna rank the bottom four of each category. Same rules apply as in the other round.

(KITTEH!!)

1. Dramatic Look Gopher vs Cat Adopts Baby Squirrels
2. Nora, the Piano Playing Cat vs Gesundheit!

(Awesomely Bad Music Video)

3. Gimme dat bacon! vs Tay Zonday "Never Gonna Give You Up"
4. Mini Daddy vs Little girl singing Zydrate Anatomy


(FAIL!!)

5. An Innocuous Toy vs Parking Fail
6. Bullying The Bully vs Pantomime Fail

(Animation)

7. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake vs The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
8. Half-Life: Full Life Consequences vs Hot Na'vi Sex

Your results. Will do two special rounds today and tomorrow becuase of the holiday weekend.

1. The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy-11
Pantomime Fail-1

2. An Innocuous Toy
Worst Robbery In the History of Robbery Attempts-12

3. Bullying The Bully
How not to deploy a Flash Bang!-12

4. Parking Fail-4
Water Bottle Jet Pack Fail-8

5. Scorpion Man-7
Hot Na'vi Sex-5

6. A Gentleman's Duel-8
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!-4

7. Half-Life: Full Life Consequences-2
Meet The Spy-10

8. Nicolas Cage Wants Cake-5
Slaughter Your World-7