Just found this thread, haven't quite got to the end so I apologise if these are repeats.
Here are, in my opionion the top 10 (11) things Lord Recluse would never say.
Lord Recluse: You know I really wanted to be an accountant.
Lord Recluse: *padding eyes with Kleenex* I cant believe Bruce Willis sacrificed himself so that Ben Affleck could marry his daughter *sniff*
Lord Recluse: You there, boy, what day is it?
Boy: Why its Christmas day sir.
Lord Recluse: So the spirits did it all in one night.
Lord Recluse: *while skipping* I feel pretty, oh so pretty. . .
Lord Recluse: WWJD
Lord Recluse: Yahtzee!
Lord Recluse: *looking down* Sooooo Widow, whos your favourite New Kid?
Lord Recluse: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Scirocco that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Mako too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Lord Recluse: Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult.
Lord Recluse: Thats not kawai, thats not kawai at all.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT LORD RECLUSE WOULD NEVER SAY IS
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Lord Recluse: Tee Hee.
