Sorah

Win. And yet fail. But totally full of win.

Agree with you almost 100% <3

Yeah I was going to do art and laundry yesterday. That turned into me reading every single strip on xkcd.com ALL day...and then going out to dinner *facepalm*

But I'm being a good girl today!

One of my all time favs

No you need to go intimate rough sex in the bathroom that leads to both characters dying.

...alright. /slit wrists /brings emo swoop to hair.

Really? You wanna marginalize me right now? Fail as a BFF. :P

LOLs.

and Mutant, I am drunk, don't judge me. I was just posting to share my thoughts.

Back in the day, some of the best RP happened in the D. Just sayin'. I mean, when DD was kidnapping Xanatos, Karnal losing her mind, Rakescar being propositioned into his control of his power, hell, Rake going "good guy," Cpt. Starfall attempting to infilitrate the Isles...there was DAMN good RP to be had at the D back in the day!

Yeah, I thought it was funny that I got that stigma because it was me, Larke, Jade, and Lady Grae (and we were ALL either married or in serious relationships)...but I was singled out and shat upon. And yeah, all for this:

Sorah: *wiggles at Lady Grae* Join me in the EZ Dark Corner?
Lady Grae: *prances over to Sorah*
Sorah: [censor][censor] OH MY!
Lady Grae: *giggles*

I mean, we were LITERALLY censoring ourselves and just insinuating silliness without any graphic crap. Kids. Oh well.

As for me not wanting children. It would have to be VERY special circumstances for me to breed.
1) The dude would have to be effing amazing. I mean, soulmate (which I don't believe in) status, AWESOME. Which is damn near impossible of finding...especially for someone as freaking neurotic and weird as me.
2) HE would have to have one DAMN good reason for wanting them. That is subjective to the person, though, so I have no real explanation for this one.
3) I would get a surrogate. I'm not dealing with stretch marks and I like my breasts exactly where they are. Surrogates run for about $50K a pop. Alternatively, I would have a personal trainer throughout the ENTIRE thing (prepregnancy, during, and post, just like celebs so I can not have stretch marks). In this scenario, I would get a C-section, cause I am "Too Posh to Push." As Madonna said, "Preserve the vagina." HAHAHAHAHAHAAH That woman is nuts.
4) I'd have to be financially secure...as in without the father. Because crap doesn't last and I don't believe in child support for myself. Also, I would have to quit working though, because when I do something, I "put my dick in all the way" as it were, which means that I would be 100% full time mother.

None of these circumstances are likely to come to fruition. Which is fine Plus, how the hell am I suppose to travel the world and do all my crazy life experiences if I'm worried about babies?

/end baby rant.

I brought up the baby thing as more irony and parallel to lifestyle choices though.

Hey, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think I'm pretty freaking awesome. On paper, I am AMAZING! College educated, 23 year old, with a career, well traveled, great friends, great new apartment, single, fully independent, woman! I could be MUCH worse... dunno why my new apartment makes me cooler, but I'm going to say it does. :P

Although, there is a direct, correlation (positive, in that they rise together) with suppressed sexuality and "acting out" as it were in later years when it comes to women. But I wasn't suppressed. Just cut off from free porn. In fact, despite popular belief, I'm a giant freaking prude. :P I'm just a giant tease *cackles maniacally* ask Xanatos *ducks and runs*

QFT.

I miss when I would RP with this guy who RPed a dog. Yeah. A DOG. It was awesome. HAHAHAHA!

Anyway, actually, last night, I took down my line in my bio that said, "((Just cause my character is of a sexual nature, doesn't mean I wanna scheck you. Back off, perv!))" as an experiment.

Then I went around asking people if they had seen my monkey (the purple monkey that was throwing snowballs at me) in light RP mode, just striking up random convo. I was heavily hit on by catboys. And I was sent some creepy tells hahahahahaha.

AND last night, while PvPing in the D with Chimera and Rakescar, we witnessed 2 catgirls getting VERY VERY frisky (and I MEAN FRISKY) in LOCAL! Classy.

However, after being on this game for HOW many years, that is the first time I've witnessed it like that.

QFT. Dudes and dudettes (whoa, I threw it back 80s style), while I consider myself a social liberal and fiscal conservative in the most plain way, the conservative in me says, "They are your kids. YOU deal with them."

I didn't choose to have any children, why am I being subjected to YOUR lifestyle choice? Why CAN'T I have ******* porn on my telly at 4pm on cable like every other fabulous Westernized country! Or at least SOFTcore! I know I'm sounding ridiculous, but it's the prnciple of the matter...

So the fact that my favorite television show characters are GIMPED because they are incapable of speaking like REGULAR human beings (because they can't say words like *****, Vagina, ****, ****, etc.) is an inconvenience on something >I< enjoy...my plane of existence.

To that end, as game-savvy as a child I was (text-based RPGs/MUDs/MUSH when I was 12, way too many consoles, and I was growing up in Korea where to NOT be on a computer was a sin), when I moved in with my mother at age 14, she cut me off. From the interwebs. I was only allowed to use the computer for homework, and internet for research for homework. I didn't even have EMAIL for the entirety of high school. And when I did have internet, I couldn't even search anything with the word "relationship" in it. Which was REALLY hard since I was nothing but social sciences AP courses...

I'm digressing. My point is, my mother and father kept me protected PRETTY ******* well.

To that end though...as soon as I got to college at FSU, I quite literally spent 6 hours straight watching pr0n. Not even participating. Just watching. For the sheer fact that I could. ROFL.

Parents control your children. That is all. This has been your friendly, ridiculous, slightly hung over ranting Sorah.

agreed!

Firstly, that had me laughing my tush off. XD

Secondly, as the player of Karnal Sin (a blatantly sexually-themed character) I NEVER got propositioned in the D. I STILL don't! I mean, sure, my friends and I have joked around, but most of the time, I had fun RP in the D with my old villaingroup. I enjoyed throwing parties there (Rakescar's bday, Virtue Awards, etc).

As for individuals who partake in, what we old school players called it: "schecking," I could really care less who does what in where and who. There are good sex scenes in movies (Terminator) and there are disturbing and needless sex scenes in movies (Matrix Reloaded, Watchmen). I'm down for Terminator-type of schecking to move story along, if it makes sense, if there is going to be some kind of character DEVELOPMENT/CHANGE from "acting it out" - and even then it turns into a writing exercise...seriously, YOU try to euphemistically describe some body parts...fortunately I read a lot of Harlequinn Romance novels when I was like 13....holy crap I'm babbling...

Anyway, it is my strongly held belief that creative writing can take many forms...however, if you are touching yourself while banging the keyboard to type: "mmmmmlkn yu fel gooooood" then you have spiraled into the dark realms of cyb0rz.

Now, back in the day, before I came to the official boards and I was on CohGuru, I was tagged as being someone REALLY into cyb0rz simply cause I'd joke around on the boards with insinuations and mindless flirting amongst the other (verified) females. I was labeled this due to a...I think he was 17 year old guy propositioning my character in a PvP zone while we were RPing and me politely declining...which of course pissed off said teenager and calling me a schecking-wh0re. Seriously, something similar happened to me IRL. This guy back in 11th grade wanted to date me bad, but because I wasn't into him, he thusly called me a ****. How does that make ANY sense? I'm a **** cause you CAN'T get into my pants? Wow. I'm rambling again....wtf...

BACK TO POINT - I have found individuals who protest too much about a certain something, are usually very guilty of it. Look at all those gay/closeted Republicans! Extremists of any opinion tend to have other issues underlying their polarization.

I have no idea if I made any freaking sense in this...but I'm freaking exhausted. Only had 4 hours of sleep and a lingering hangover. CoX Fail.

Lollers I still am loving on you cause of the absolutely gem you told me last night.

P.S. Over 3 days and I'm PRETTY sure that window has passed. Sad face but on the flipside, I did get him to move my entire apartment in that time frame....I guess that's a slight win?

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES! *hisses like a snake*