ShoRyu

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"Here come the Clicky Clacks in their Nasty Attack Cars!" That'd be awesome.

Truly impressed with Sister Flame. Sounds like she plays better than a lot of the "adults" in this game.

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Beep! Beep! I'm a Jeep!

This thread is just too cute. It's a nice break away from the rest of the forums. This is my new favorite thread. I might send it to my mom (since I won't have kids anytime soon).

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With the announcement of the Wedding Event, and the fact that only 100 people will be allowed in each "instance" of it, it is quite obvious that I will be unable to attend.

This is unnaceptable, as I pay 15 bucks a month, which entitles me to attend anything that I want, regardless of your so called "Technical capabilities" and "Common Sense". Since you recently upgraded the servers, it is quite obvious that the problems are all your fault, and not mine, because I pay 15 bucks a month and am therefore perfect and know much more about programming and hardware then you. Especially since I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night, and recently switched my car insurance to Geico.

Therefore, I demand that you compensate me for this discriminatory slap in the face. What follows are my demands for suitable compensation in light of your obvious failings and social awkwardness:

1) An Ouroborous mission of the wedding, complete with "TEH MAD XP AND BLING.".

2) All badges made available to me from the very start, even ones not in the game yet, in order to show how much better I am then everyone else.

3) A Big Red Ball

4) Merge all the servers into one big server, because there are not enough people playing on this dying game. Then kick everyone else off because it will be too crowded. And I pay 15 bucks a month, and am therefore better then them.

5) FIIIIIIIIIIIVE GOL-DEN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS!

6) Advance notices on any unplanned outages, server locks, or anything that will inconvenience me. Just because you all are too lazy and not geniuses like me, doesen't mean I should have to suffer for your poor planning and lack of hygeine.

7) an apology for not being as awesome and cool as I am. I know it's technically not your fault, so I'll also require an apology from your parents too.

8) A Pony, named Princess Marcian Tobay the Third Esquire Jr. I shall than hug her, and squeeze her, and call her George.

9) More Catgirls. There are not enough Catgirls in the game.

That is all of my demands. I shall expect swift payment, otherwise it is proof that you all are meanies who hate your players, and want to completly ruin a game that's not fun anyways and that I hate because I keep complaining. Also, you have cooties.

Sincerely,
Liquid Horatio X

(P.S. - SexyJay is exempt from the following demands. He is Sexy, and therefore awesome. But the rest of you are big dumb stupidheads)

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Dear LiquidX,

What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

(P.S. - I love you! )

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Good ol' Billy Madison.

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Sexy Jay reports that was his first!

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I...

Um.

I don't think there's anything I can say to this that won't sound lewd, inappropriate, or both.

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When's that ever stopped us?

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Hey BAB, has there been any news lately on the development of that Psionic Weaponry set? I'd love to know if my hopes for it are at least remotely founded.

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Castle makes a strange noise whenever it's mentioned.

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He should see someone about that.

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Castle just has a thing for Psylocke and gets all tingly when someone mentions a powerset which is an almost direct rip of her abilities

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Oh good, I'm glad someone made that reference.

Some people just need to be a pain in the [censored] it seems.

Edit: To clarify, talking about the OP.

Waha!

I noramlly don't like it either but I just wanted to do it once.

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FIRST!

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*Bashes with a gigantic frying pan*



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Hey, I had to do it at least once.

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Hey BAB, has there been any news lately on the development of that Psionic Weaponry set? I'd love to know if my hopes for it are at least remotely founded.

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Castle makes a strange noise whenever it's mentioned.

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He should see someone about that.

FIRST!

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Shields though is a VERY specific power that only one character I know of uses: Captain America. So I can see why that wouldn't be included when its a pretty obvious infringment/ripoff.

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Um...no. Captain America does not corner the market on shields. There are a ton of concept characters that could be made using shields. There's a ton that will be made using DB too. The point was that DB did not win the poll. It was just the easier one to implement. Personally, I'm glad they're adding any new set at this point. The devs have really been too slow at getting new sets in the game. They need to add these two, and then a lot more.

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Didn't DB win the poll and Willpower the one that was easiest to implement that scored the highest (since Shields won that part?)

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correct

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DB, Shields, Street Fighting and Willpower won. However DB and Shields being a lot of time to make they decided to pair them off with one that had an easier method of creating.

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Just so more people are aware of the results of the poll

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Whoops, my bad, I never actually read that.

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Seriously, you've lost, please just back out peacefully. Duel blades are here because we voted for them with streetfighting, willpower and shields. The Devs made a good call by giving us a hard powerset to animate and an easy one instead of 2 easy ones and two hard ones. If you don't like the set, don't use them, no one's forcing you to.

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The vote again. Well lets be clear on this. "The people" voted for shields, yet we aren't going to get them, so Cryptic has already set the precedent . Just because "the people" voted for something doesn't take away Statesman's veto power.

States, l am calling you out again! DON'T GIVE IN TO THE DARK SIDE!!!! Do the RIGHT thing!

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It funny that you keep talking and want to make enemies with everyone, even though you have no idea what you're talking about. They gave us a list of powersets they could make, let me help you out with key words, " They gave us a list of powersets they could make."

There were even notes about shields being a defensive set that'd take a large amount of time because of the animations. The whole Dev team knew what they were getting into as they gave the list and acting better than a lot of MMO Devs they gave us the choice of what we want next. States isn't some evil guy who sits around going, "We'll do a poll to see what they want and not give it to them. Maybe they'll hope we'll realease it later and that'll keep their subscription. /e evillaugh*"

* Note: Would you take States seriously if he did say "slash ie evil laugh"?

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Shields though is a VERY specific power that only one character I know of uses: Captain America. So I can see why that wouldn't be included when its a pretty obvious infringment/ripoff.

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Um...no. Captain America does not corner the market on shields. There are a ton of concept characters that could be made using shields. There's a ton that will be made using DB too. The point was that DB did not win the poll. It was just the easier one to implement. Personally, I'm glad they're adding any new set at this point. The devs have really been too slow at getting new sets in the game. They need to add these two, and then a lot more.

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Didn't DB win the poll and Willpower the one that was easiest to implement that scored the highest (since Shields won that part?)

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correct

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DB, Shields, Street Fighting and Willpower won. However DB and Shields being a lot of time to make they decided to pair them off with one that had an easier method of creating.

The same way I 'arrest' people with a broadsword, axe, mace, poisonous spines, katana, setting them on fire, or freezing them.

Seriously, you've lost, please just back out peacefully. Duel blades are here because we voted for them with streetfighting, willpower and shields. The Devs made a good call by giving us a hard powerset to animate and an easy one instead of 2 easy ones and two hard ones. If you don't like the set, don't use them, no one's forcing you to.

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And Deadpool does make it look awesome...shame Liefield created him...means i cant hate that bastid unequivocally :/

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Actually, I consider him created by Marv Wolfman, seeing's how he's just a sad Deathstroke clone with a motormouth.

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Pft, or Deathstroke is a sad clone of him with no personality.

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Deadpool was one of those comics where I cared more about the witty banter than the actual story. Still read all of them though, and Agent X.

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I will never stop saying that we need a Scythe powerset.

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Hell yes!

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I already have a character in reserve for a scythe. He's my main's nemesis

People really just don't want to look at the Frankengun anymore.

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... like I need a hole in the head.

Ever since dual blades was "announced" I've been racking my brain trying to think of heroes that would use a pair of knives to arrest criminals. I Haven't thought of one. Looking back on all those comic books that I collected as a kid, the only one I can remember using a blade of any kind was the Black Knight (Sorry Electra uses two Sais... they don't have blades).

The way I see it, there are more comic book heroes that use boomerangs, then those that use broad swords, katanas, battle axes, maces, and dual blades combined.

"But Tarmac, the people voted for dual blades!"

So what. The people voted for Nixon (twice). The people voted to kill Socrates. The people said O.J. was innocent. In other words, the people are morons.

Statesman, im calling you out. This power set has NOTHING to do with comic book heroes. Sure it's fine in WoW, EQ, and LotR, but those are sword and sorcery games, this is a super hero game. States, do the right thing, suck it up and make dual blades a CoV only power. Come up with a power for heroes that fits the bill and makes use feel like the good guys. Not some knife wielding, blood thirsty villain.

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/cry moar

Get over yourself, it's what the playerbase wanted, next powersets we're getting is street fighting and shields. When those are coming up you going to piss and moan because "Shields aren't heroic"? Seriously, you just need to get over yourself.

best...thread...ever

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