Shadow Ravenwolf

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by The_Larker View Post
    I look at it this way,I don't care what you or anyone else is doing,if you wanna farm go ahead,if you wanna pvp,rp,or pretend your Barney the Purple Dinosaur...then good for you.
    You've just gone too far!! You are Evil, despicable, and I hope that damn song gets stuck in your head for all eternity.

  2. I use my Panic Button of course*
    Code:
    /macro Panic "powexec_name Fly$$++autorun$$++UP"
    *Unless I'm on an indoor map, when I use the Hospital Button
  3. I blame you for not blaming Hallmark, who deserves full credit for this bUll^%3 "holiday"
  4. Shadow Ravenwolf

    Poke

    *pokes Rick Astley with Nerfy*
  5. Great to hear from you. I'm glad you're doing well. Be safe and we'll see you later this year.
  6. I blame you for it always having to be snakes.
  7. Heyas Cody, Welcome Back!!

    *refreshes the Cookie Platter while Ulli is distracted*
  8. I blame you for her being so dirty, her crabs had herpes.
  9. I blame you for fake bacon bits being at the salad bar.
  10. Who do I want to see return?

    Everyone who has lost their way, of course.
  11. I for one am extremely happy that the event has nothing new. My Alts are also happy, except the ones that are ticked off at me because I told them that since they were brought to this dimension in the preceeding year, their contract didn't obligate me to complete any of their perceived badging needs or desires.

    Maybe I'll squeeze in some V-Day for the fun of it. Maybe I won't.

    So much stuff going on....

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
  12. OK, I'm in such a geeky haze right now it's not funny. I have to head off to my Trig exam* in a few minutes and I'm totally not thinking about that.





    (* Shadow Ravenwolf is not mathematically inclined. He tries really hard though. Not even Arcanaville could demystify it for him, so we humor him as he heads off to academic d00m today.)
  13. I blame Nerfy for not getting everyone in here to share the blame.
  14. I blame you for abandoning your destiny.
  15. I blame CharybdisClan for the downfall of the Roman Empire.
  16. I blame CharybdisClan for the burnt smell coming from the kitchen.
  17. I blame Gen_Gintoki for spilling the milk.
  18. I blame Ulli for making me work triple overtime in the Cookie Bakery.
  19. I blame CharybdisClan for keeping me awake.
  20. I blame you for not clubbing Dark in the head with a cast iron skillet to get him over his fascination with milking Deniro's nipples.
  21. I blame Tohopekaliga for having a name that's too hard to spell.
  22. I blame bamaWolfie for the national kitty shortage we're experiencing.


    >_>
    <_<
  23. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas.

    Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles, Lava-lamps, and edible thongs, he swore revenge on Muffins containing poison tic-tacs for ruining everything. After hours of making Fudge of Extreme Puffs, he melted. Then the mighty leafblower began killing all Skuls with