Righter

YFNDBA welcomes Immortal back with a big 'ol bear hug!
...
Using a live bear...
With dynomite for claws...
And a fuse...
KABOOM!(Needless to say, Immortal is quite dead.)
Later on, Larry the janitor comes to clean it up, slips on Immortals spleen, and breaks his neck, killing himself.

EDIT: Almost forgot a rule: You can't kill again until someone else has posted. =)

(I can't beileve no one has posted this back up yet....anyways)
Back on the old boards we had a thread called the "You kill me, I kill you"...I can't remember the rest of the title....
So here it is again!
The rules are as follows:
<ul type="square">[*]You must kill something in every post.[*]You can't kill the same way two times in a row[*]No "I had my anit-plasma suit on" crap.[/list]
BEGIN!

YFNDBA stands around quietly, waiting for someone to join, and accidentaly steps on a bug, killing it.