Hah! FArt Battle is an awesome name for a contest!
Okay, now I'm here I may aswell vote. That and if I don't, I'm afraid the host may ban me from her SuperGroup :P.
My wife and I went over these entries together.
We agreed for the most part, but the 3rd place was an eeny, meeny, miny, moe between syrusb and daveyj3.
1. Tartyrsause
2. Leaf-nin
3. daveyj3
Great stuff everyone!