PratzStrike

A few of the Jerks were sitting around Pocket D, just shooting the breeze, and the topic rather naturally shifting to gossip. Horrible gossip. Anyway, looking at the log proved absolutely hilarious, and one of the more literary among us turned that into a full-blown piece of RP fiction. Which I'm not going to post directly in the message here, 'cause it's a bit ... raunchy, but we thought y'all might enjoy it.
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Holy crap. I just spent the past 3 or 4 or something hours reading this post from start to finish. How in the name of Heaven did I miss this all this time? tpull, it's great reading. As another craptastic writer, I wish I could write this well. Maybe someday.

Rocky and the rest of the Outcasts were not so pleased a few minutes later when they found their compatriots, who first after being steamrolled by a wandering hero had then been turned into a fine paste by a giant group of Trolls. "Grant, yo, dude, who did this to you!" Grant moaned a little. His ribs were broken, and it really didn't look good for him. He was going to have to go to the hospital, and that meant another 2 years in the slammer for him, at least. "oh... a group of Trolls rolled through. We were already thrashed, though, so they didn't do much more than.. ugh.. kick.. kick us a few times. It was the hero that did this! They.. they leapt off that way!" Grant pointed, and then laid back, obviously spent. Rocky stood, detailing off a shocker to drop him off in front of the Atlas Park entrance with the police quietly, and then lead his large troop off towards the direction Rocky had pointed, towards Tanner and JaBrawn..

Pratz Strike is currently First Citizen of his hometown, Pagoda City. Not a bad gig, considering he helped pay for the spells and technology used to levitate a chunk of dirt the size of Boston out of the ground and keep it afloat, then paid for building and digging materials to excavate it, build a modern town on it, and let's not forget the whole Interdimensional Gate System somewhere in the heart of the city. Of course, he only recently got to go back home, so for the few months while his Gate Key wasn't letting him go back to Pagoda City he used the hero stipend to rent a room and feed himself. Even as a superstar he never became very famous in Paragon, preferring to be one of the people in the background for all those televised arrests for all the really famous heroes. He figured as long as the other heroes knew him, the public would benefit whether they knew his name or not.

Alix Warstar's title is currently Political Officer Of The Rel'sek To Earth. However since this title only pays Rel'sek credits and not Earth dollars, shi's been staying in a local miltary barracks that has small rooms for visiting superheroes. Unfortunately this is chewing up most of hir hero stipend, and leaving hir just enough to eat off of. But all is not lost, as hir political duties for hir people do often include political dinners and talks with several government officials. If they only knew how many of those dinners went home in doggie bags! Alix takes it all in stride as a officer. Shi reflects on all this as a 'lean time' and keeps working towards things getting better.

Puce, as a demon, needs no mortal sustenance. This doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy it, though. Although the hero stipend doesn't really go a long way, Puce always seems to have quite a bit of money. Maybe it's from all the contests she wins, or the legion of drooling fanboys who seem to try to keep track of her, or the half dozen poor souls she's mesmerized into idiocy, or some other even less heard of method, but it's enough to keep her in a large apartment in Atlas near the hospital, and enough to where she's covered all the windows in dark hangings. And what does she do while she's not heroing? Whatever she pleases...

Just wanted to /sign this post real fast - when I first got a chance to get Telekinesis I picked it up and haven't looked back since. The corridor sweeping technique looks really complex, though. I gotta ask, though, do the secondary targets really generate their own fields? It always seems more that the anchor generates one large field and secondaries can float out of it.