Not Me

I've fallen and I can't get up!

It's not healthy to type with just one hand, ya know.

If lovin' you is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

You call that a mustache?

Sweet Dreams in my pants (Eurythmics)

I feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
I feel pretty!
And witty!
And GAY!

How do I get a cape?

Santa Claus is watchin' you. CLOSELY.

My momma always said, "Stupid is as Statesman does."

I want some pop-tarts

Slow Ride in my pants (Foghat)

uhm ... Mister? You got a ketchup stain on your t-shirt.

Who's got my binky?

Hit Me With Your Best Shot in my pants (Pat Benatar)

I'm a lumbejack and I'm ok! I work all night and I sleep all day!

Lucky Star in my pants (Madonna)

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I want my MOMMY!!!

I Wanna Rock in my pants (Twisted Sister)

Everybody Wants Some in my pants (Van Halen)

This mission isn't gonna load itself, ya know.

Running around in public in nothing but your underwear is a great attention-getter.

Ooooh! Is that a catgirl? Here kitty, kitty ...

If you can read this message, you're too close.

Hey kid, pull my finger.