Not Me

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Looks like I'm gonna have to McGuyver it!

::Tapes flashlight to a pigeon.::

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*also gives a stick of chewing gum with silver wrapper and a stick-pin*

Better?

oh m'noes!

*gives Anightgirl a shovel and a flashlight*

Just in case.

*pounces Anightgirl*
Hi baby why ya actin' like a clock?

We will be accessing your company's files remotely to better serve you, our customer.

A loud crunching sound was heard thru the entire city, and all of a sudden Statesman showed up and then ...

A huge tidal wave crashed thru the streets and washed away all the "stuff", and then ...

Reach in that bag and get my wallet. *sigh* It's the one that says Bad Mother<censored> ...

Here I come to save the day!

Autobots, roll out!

So I decided to check out WoW ...

Have I told you lately that I love you?

splattered with about 80lbs of <censored> and as he opened his mouth to speak, and then ...

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side!

*singing and looking at a picture of Lord Recluse*

I don't know how to love him.
What to do, how to move him.
I've been changed, yes really changed.
In these past few days, when I've seen myself,
I seem like someone else.
I don't know how to take this.
I don't see why he moves me.
He's a man. He's just a man.
And I've had so many men before,
In very many ways,
He's just one more.
Should I bring him down?
Should I scream and shout?
Should I speak of love,
Let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this.
What's it all about?
Don't you think it's rather funny,
I should be in this position.
I'm the one who's always been
So calm, so cool, no lover's fool,
Running every show.
He scares me so.
I never thought I'd come to this.
What's it all about?
Yet, if he said he loved me,
I'd be lost. I'd be frightened.
I couldn't cope, just couldn't cope.
I'd turn my head. I'd back away.
I wouldn't want to know.
He scares me so.
I want him so.
I love him so.

I ... I ... I believe you have my stapler ...

Have you ever had that "not-so fresh" feeling?

Both hands on the keyboard!! NOW!!

I love Andy Dick. Or is it I love Andy's di.........

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Look what I can do!

The chicks *stifiling coughing* cannot hold the smoke. That's what it is ...

Yay!! My mommy packed my favorite lunch today!! PB&J with the crusts cut off!!


... what? No juice-box?



That <censored><censored>!!

... do you have this in pink?

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On every other Tuesday, I become Stateswoman!

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And every Sunday I become States-Lad!

*prances around in underoos*

Oooh! Shiny!