Not Me

LoL you still didn't figure out you're not eating cookies!

Hey guess what?

It's Two-Fer Tuesday!

a catgirl in a pink bow.

I paid with a catgirl in a pink bow and got ...

LoL I stole your catnip!

LoL we secretly replaced your cookies with cardboard.

disrespected!

I paid with a scratched dvd and an old t-shirt with some jelly stains and got ...

an Essence of the Furies I misbid on

I paid $2.00 and got ...

LoL you know the power of catgirls!

extra added sins! Now with a fresh lemon scent!

I paid 300mil influence and got ...

a smack on the head.

I paid in blood, sweat and tears and all I got was ...

a membership in the official Lord Recluse fan club.

I paid 65 cents and got ...

LoL still hoards catgirls and pamcakes.

a really neat poster of a catgirl.

I paid $88 and I got ...

LoL silly Knight, that's not my hand!

LoL your armor is too tight.

this crummy t-shirt.

I paid $75.00 and got ...

12 packs of Now and Laters, watermelon flavored!

I paid like 60 bucks and got ...

a brand new car! (it's a die-cast model, but it's still new!)

I paid $34.62 and got ...

LoL you know you're gonna eat cookies instead.

LoL you like to wrap your catgirls in pamcakes and syrup!

your opinion

I paid $1499.99 and got ...

a whole buncha nothin'

I paid $14.99 and got ...

*also gives Anightgirl a plush bunny rabbit to squeegle*

Happy B-Day, Crag

*sigh* Tuesday ... Mother <censored> Tuesday.