Not Me

a ten, 3 fives, 18 ones, 24 quarters, 8 dimes, 2 nickels and 10 pennies.

I paid for the Magic booster pack and got ...

a dollar's worth of candy.

I paid $69.00 and got ...

a pack of Winstons (ewwww)

I paid sales tax on the car I won on a game show but all I got was ...

the gold foil back without the chocolate.

I paid an old cell phone (the ones that are bigger than bricks and have a cord and a battery pack you have to carry around in a bag) and got ...

a nice glass of cold iced tea.

I paid for a pair of Hello Kitty socks and got ...

a free bingo scratch ticket.

I paid $1 and got ...

an old fat gamer boy

I paid in green stamps and got ...

the tiki idol from The Brady Bunch

I paid my old collection of Atari games and I got ...

screwed out of my war bonds.

I paid the full price on a sale item and got ...

something I can't say here ...

I paid 64 jelly beans, a half-eaten chocolate rabbit and a coconut cream egg and got ...

to be the teacher's pet.

I paid for the answers to the big test and got ...

a poster of Kitten McScratchies.

I paid with a SB and a few fire imps and got ...

some of the hash from his pipe.

I paid 75 cents and got ...

another month in my apartment

I paid with a butt-load of candy and got ...

laughed at.


I paid 42 cents, some pocket lint and a pack of Juicy Fruit and got ...

What I Want in my pants - Daughtry

counterfeit tickets to a Red Wings game.

I paid for a new car but I got ...

LoL you're blue and fuzzy

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I'd pay for a lifetime subscription

a 12-pack of Hello Kitty socks

I paid $6.66 and got ...

nothin' to write home about.

I paid $14.37 and got ...

LoL you think I watch Family Guy!

LoL you think people still watch the Simpsons.

LoL you're sweatin' to the oldies

moar stuffs.

I paid $42.77 and got ...