Not Me

Well I hope y'all have a good time at the party.

*fans self* Oh my them webcams were hawt!

I'm actually part of both Virtue LFG channels. Mebbe I should pay more attention to them?

raspberries vs blueberries

Black isn't a color. It's merely the absence of color

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets

Yes, SOMEONE does.

Jayson Werth stole 3 bases, including home in the 7th inning last night against the Dodgers.

CHewbacca vs chewing tobacco

Han Solo vs Ham Salad

Sorry. Didn't want to get you in trouble

Ya know why you don't get laid much on Thanksgiving? It's cuz all the coats are on the bed. (para-phrased from George Carlin)

Anakin vs Obi Wan

And who said I was gonna ask you?

idk for sure, I have a couple peoples in mind

I've been texting all day at work today. ( what else is new? )

Well, I'd like to run some TF's. So, if y'all pick a date and time, lemme know what's up and I'll do my best to join.

tv vs radio

acid reflux.

I paid in nickels and got ...

Opie vs Richie

George vs Weezy

[[OOC]] I didn't take it any other way than the way you meant it

mmmmm, Mr. Pibb ...

Captain Morgan vs Bacardi

Eliza might be there if she can find the right escort.