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  1. Pogo: 5 stars! Very exciting and well written story! I wanna read the whole thing in one piece

    And hiya hiya to everyone else
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    *A bunch of dudes pile out, reclaim all the stolen drink and put a rightous beatin' on Cien_Fuegos .*

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    NO ONE touches the puppy.

    NO ONE.

    Now take your candy [censored] back to victory.
  3. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    Mother Goose vs The Brothers Grimm
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    I just got yelled at by a customer cause I should have faxed something before I ever had the actual fax number.

    Yea...that makes LOADS of sense! :P

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    Cubey, take theses words as comfort:

    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully
    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully

    So were different colours
    And were different creeds
    And different people
    Have different needs
    Its obvious you hate me
    Though Ive done nothing wrong
    Ive never even met you
    So what could I have done
    I cant understand
    What makes a man
    Hate another man
    Help me understand
    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully
    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully
    Help me understand
    Help me understand

    Now youre punching
    And youre kicking
    And youre shouting at me
    And Im relying on your common decency
    So far it hasnt surfaced
    But Im sure it exists
    It just takes a while to travel
    From your head to your fist (head to your fists)
    I cant understand what makes a man
    Hate another man
    Help me understand
    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully
    People are people
    So why should it be
    You and I should get along so awfully

    I cant understand
    What makes a man
    Hate another man
    Help me understand
    I cant understand
    What makes a man
    Hate another man
    Help me understand
    I cant understand
    What makes a man
    Hate another man
    I cant understand (people are people)
    What makes a man (why should it be)
    Hate another man
    Help me understand...

    thanks to Depeche Mode
  5. [[OOC]] heh Pogo's posts have been very entertaining today


    *waves* hiya everyone that came in after me.
  6. Fey, can't see the blue text too well.
  7. Yay, I'm not the only one referencing that Pulp Fiction
  8. a sammich from the roaside diner.

    I paid my daughter's cell phone bill and got ...
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    Who vrs who

    /e slap vs /e smack
  10. *comes back in, dressed in a smart navy blazer and skirt, with a white blouse and her hair up in a bun, glasses perched on the bridge of her nose*

    Something is missing in here.

    *paints a circle on the floor and pantacle (NOT pentagram) in the middle, then summons several blue-skinned succubi*

    Ahhh much better for some fiction. Not too sure how pulpy it is, tho
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    Who vrs who

    Bozo the clown vs Krusty the clown
  12. *runs in with a pin stripe suit on and a toy gun in hand*

    "There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been saying that [censored] for years. And if you heard it, that meant your [censored]. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded [censored] to say to a [censored] 'fore I popped a cap in his [censored]. But I saw some [censored] this mornin' made me think different. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous [censored] in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that [censored] ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."


    *looks around* Wha? Wrong pulp fiction?

    Ah, crap.

    *leaves to get changed* I'll be back.
  13. Not Me

    In My Pants

    Tainted Love in my pants - Soft Cell
  14. Not Me

    In My Pants

    California Girls in my pants - Beach Boys
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    I agree 900 gajillion percent. They all look retarded and need to get fixed up. Especially Statesman's stupid half helmet/mask thing.
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    In My Pants

    People are People in my pants - Depeche Mode
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    Hells yeah. I'd go for that.
  18. 1 serving of Cup of Noodles has over 1,100 mg of sodium. Yikes!
  19. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe
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    Yes, SOMEONE does.

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    I am that SOMEONE!

    Great game by Werth, great pitching by Park. Need more of that.


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    Okay, 2 SOMEONES do

    Ivory sculpture found in Germany could be the world's oldest.
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    Who vrs who

    righties vs lefties