Not Me

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  1. This isn't a 3 hour tour is it? Cuz if so, I ain't boarding. Last time I saw a ship on a 3 hour tour ... well, we all know what happened to that ship. *stands with fists on hips*

    *boards the ship and hands Fed a chocolatey donut, gives Pogo a peck on the cheek, MrP and Rad a hug, Neko a giant Reese's cup and Rooky a big smooch, then spots a nice lounge chair by the pool, right in the sun* Ah! Heaven knows I need some sun! *strips down to a bikini, leaving her heels on, and lays out on the lounger* All I need now is a few cabana boys to serve me hand and foot, then I'll be all good.

    *claps her hands and Detra's fetishboi's appear out of nowhere* Fetch me some iced tea. Long Island iced tea!

    Care to join me, Rooky?

    Oh, and good morning peoples
  2. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    Robin Hood: Men in Tights vs Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
  3. Cold coffee tastes like crap, but iced coffee is delicious!
  4. An apple a day really does keep the doctor away.

    Just keep throwing them at the doctor and he/she will stay away from you alright
  5. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    Meh, I like them both. (Dave and Sammy)

    Cool ranch Doritos vs Nacho Cheese Doritos
  6. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    Sammy Hagar vs David Lee Roth
  7. So how'd he remodeling go down here?

    *walks down the stairs and looks around*

    Very nice

    Enjoy the party, everyone!
  8. Okay peoples, time for me to get outta here. See y'all tomorrow.

    Have a great afternoon
  9. But I'm not hungry

    I will have a soda, tho!

    *cracks open a can of Coke and drinks it down* Mmmmmmm!
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    Emmi!

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    Ok ok ok, I'll click the linky ...



    hehe that's awesome
  11. Random thought of the day: Apple Jacks are good
  12. *snaps photos for later blackmail purposes*
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    "Catgirl burgers, comin' up. Step up, everyone. Remember, it ain't an endangered species 'til it's hit your lips an' made you go 'yum'!"

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    Legasp, that's why we only see Emmi's legs... they're the same! BUSTED! :O

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    SSHHH! Dun give away mah sekrit!


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    Nope, the reason you only see Emmi's legs is cause the swimsuit she wears is too skimpy for even the Rookery!

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    Fey, that swimsuit was for your eyes only
  14. Stop it or I'll bury you alive in a box!
  15. What in the bloody blue hell is goin' on in here?

    *shakes head and gets a gi-normous mug of coffee-flavored coffee, then sits at the counter, crossing her legs and letting her shoe dangle off her stocking-clad foot*

    Good morning peoples.
  16. Hey guess what? Now its Sunday. Shhhhh ... Everyone is sleepin'.


    *screams at the top of her lungs* WAKE UP!!!

    If I'm awake, everyone's awake dammit.
  17. *snuggles Fey while she reads*

    Thanks for the coffee honey And how is you today?
  18. I think he just has 2 accounts so he can PL himself.
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    Emmi, I copied all the 'Alan Pogomain' journal entries from yesterday into one entry which will be posted below. Enjoy!

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    Yay!
    *nestles into an FBBC to read*

    Also, good morning -- I mean good afternoon peoples
  20. No puppy. No. You leave them alone. We have plenty of alcohol and stuff in our own nice friendly server. No need to take anyone else's. Now be a good puppy and put it back.