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  1. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He
  2. *sighs* 8 hours for me ... Wake me at 4:30, kay?
  3. I'm soooooo bored and tired already and its not even 8am!
  4. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed
  5. I'll be giving a tour of my WIP base tonight before the static team for those who are interested. Also, Vigilantes of the Night is always recruiting, so if you're interested, just ask and I'll invite you.


    Side note: Wyld, I just read on yesterday's thread that you're not in the Rookery. global channel. I'll PM you details
  6. *slips out of bed reluctantly leaving Detra and Wyld (and a few fetishbois), then kisses each on the cheek, and quickly gets dressed then hops down the steps*

    Good morning Rooky and Foxy. *smooches both* I'm super tired. Stayed up a little too late editing my base and talking to a couple friends. It was worth it, tho Had good convo and a neat new room in my base. How is everyone this morning?
  7. Heh, a friend and I tried to do the FF mish at lvl 10, and it was all white and yellow cons. For 2 of us, on Heroic setting, it took forever. We faceplanted like 4 times in the final room. FF can spawn up to lvl 15 I think. But by the time we're 15, we should be in Steel and/or Skyway.

    So, just to be sure here ... Looks like we have more peoples interested this week than last. Maybe make 2 smaller teams so we all can get in on the fun? Everyone sign up here!

    Wendy, Wyld, Tiger, Pulc, Brutus, Pogo, Emgro, Neko, Painful, Rooky, Fed and Me. Anyone else? I'm probably missing someone, and if so, I apologize. Just add your name here
  8. Uhm, well ... There's been so much new uhm, stuff ... And I changed the Vigilantes base like a bajillion times. And uhm, we have an all-Rookery. static team going now, I'm thinking we're gonna need 2 instances of it tho, cuz lots of peeps are intrerested. Remember to re-join the Rookery. in-game global channel and everyone will help catch you up on everything, kay?
  9. [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Also, I've been requested to give everyone a message: Tiger says hello and he misses you all. He also gives FluffyTigerPounces™!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Actually I said "Lick them for me" and "EBIL!", but FluffyTigerPounces is close enough.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ... but ... FluffyTigerPounces™ is copyrighted!

    You renewed your account? Welcome back! *pounces and huggles the Tiger*
  10. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly
  11. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies
  12. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough.
  13. Good luck, I hope you land squarely on your feet and can afford to hurry back soon.
  14. Is this when everyone gets out their brooms?
  15. Yay PB! Have fun and bring me back some Hello Kitty socks!

    *huggles the PB*
  16. Not Me

    FOODFIGHT!!

    *tosses a bucket of peas on TPBM*
  17. Fact: I'm practically falling asleep at my desk.
  18. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just
  19. Oh? Are we gonna do the syncronized swimming scene now, Fey?

    *chuckles then gives Fey a peck on the cheek before running off to change into the bathing suit*
  20. Did someone say "The Inquisition"??

    Send in the nuns!

    [ QUOTE ]
    The Inquistion, let's begin
    The Inquistion, look out sin
    We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)
    We're gonna teach them wrong from right
    We're gonna help them see the light
    And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Jews just can't refuse)

    Confess (confess, confess)
    Don't be boring
    Say yes (say yes, say yes)
    Don't be dull

    A fact
    you're ignoring:
    it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull

    The Inquistion, what a show
    The Inquistion, here we go
    We know you're wishing
    That we'd go away
    But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay
    The Inquistion, oh boy
    The Inquistion, what a joy
    The Inquistion, oy oy

    I was sitting in a temple
    I was minding my own business
    I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
    Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a

    dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my [censored]

    Is that considerate?
    Is that polite?
    And not a tube of Preparation H in sight

    I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings

    and suddenly these guys bring down my balls
    I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and

    they started playing ping pong with my balls

    Oy, the agony
    Ooh, the shame
    To make my privates public for a game

    The Inquistion, what a show
    The Inquistion, here we go
    We know you're wishing
    That we'd go away
    But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -

    - Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
    I just got back from the auto-da-fé
    Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé?
    It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

    Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day

    Will you convert?
    No, no, no, no
    Will you confess?
    No, no, no, no
    Will you revert?
    No, no, no, no
    Will you say yes?
    No, no, no, no

    Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears,

    now I'll work on their knees!

    Hey, Torquemada, walk this way
    We got a little game that you might wanna play
    So pull that handle, try your luck
    Who knows, Torq, you might win a buck!
    Alright!

    Put it in the car (in the car, in the car)

    How we doing? Any converts today?
    Not a one, nay, nay, nay
    We've flattened their fingers
    We branded their buns
    Nothing is working
    Send in the nuns!

    The Inquistion, what a show
    The Inquistion, here we go
    We know you're wishing
    That we'd go away
    So, c'mon you Moslems and you Jews
    We got big news for all of yous
    You better change your point of views today
    'Cause the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Also, hiya Neko *gives Neko a giant Reese's cup*
  21. So what do you all think of 2 teams running at once instead of just 1 team?
  22. If you're there 1st, then it's your responsibility to provide it Pogo

    (there's always a catch!)
  23. Also, punch and pie will be served for those who show up early to chat before we run the missions.