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  1. I'd go with you Pogo, but ...

    You got me forced to crack my lids in two
    I'm still stuck inside this rubber room
    I gotta punch the clock that leads the blind
    I'm just another gear in the assembly line - oh no

    The noose gets tighter around my throat
    But I ain't at the end of my rope cuz
    I won't be the one left behind
    Can't be king of the world
    If you're slave to the grind
    Tear down the rat racial slime
    Can't be king of the world
    If you're slave to the grind


    Sorry, had to get that outta my system ... my thanks to Skid Row for rocking so damn hard.
  2. So what are we all doing in this bunker anyway, Fey?
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rookery. View Post
    Mornign Attercap and Tech and Overlord Shecky!

    I like Chess...


    Bangkok, Oriental setting
    And the city don't know that the city is getting
    The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
    Show with everything but Yul Brynner

    Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
    Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
    All change -- don't you know that when you
    Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

    It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --
    or this place!


    One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
    You'll find a god in every golden cloister
    And if you're lucky then the god's a she
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me


    One town's very like another
    When your head's down over your pieces, brother


    It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
    To be looking at the board, not looking at the city


    Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --


    Tea, girls, warm, sweet
    Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

    Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
    Whose every move's among the purest
    I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine


    One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
    Not much between despair and ecstasy
    One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
    Can't be too careful with your company
    I can feel the devil walking next to me


    Siam's gonna be the witness
    To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
    This grips me more than would a
    Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

    And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

    I don't see you guys rating
    The kind of mate I'm contemplating
    I'd let you watch, I would invite you
    But the queens we use would not excite you

    So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
    parlours --


    One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
    The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
    You'll find a god in every golden cloister
    A little flesh, a little history
    I can feel an angel sliding up to me

    One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
    Not much between despair and ecstasy
    One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
    Can't be too careful with your company
    I can feel the devil walking next to me.

    And now I really need to hear that song ... Ah, I love the 80's!
  4. draw pictures of rabid badgers gnawing on them shoes. The thought of it kept me awake at night. It drove my need to keep a pad and pencil close by.
  5. It was those shoes that kept me coming back. They were like giant pizza pies on her feet. I was enthralled.
  6. Hey, haven't we overdone the whole "Post Apocalyptic" thing? Also, I really don't think we should tag Rookery threads with Virtue. I mean seriously, we do not represent the whole server, people.

    Sorry if I seem mean or anything, I'm just sayin' ...

    Anyways, good morning and have a good day everyone, even Count Logan.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by IAmTheRad View Post
    Horray! My delivery arrived in the morning post today. I am currently using my new acquisition. VERY worth it.
    teehee Rad is playing with his new toys
  8. And then he put it on a bun, and he ate it. And I said, "Oh wow ..."
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kant_Lavar View Post
    Almost exactly like that, in point of fact.

    And yes, I'm pretty well done with deserts. In fact, I'm back home in Michigan now. Woo Michigan!
    At least it's not Philadelphia

    Also, have you thought of getting a dehumidifier? That might do the trick. The only thing is, you have to empty it out every time the resevoir fills with condensdation.

    Also, hello everyone. Have a great day.
  10. *waves*

    Good morning peoples. Have a great day.
  11. Bubbles, you all say? Is this a FARM??

    Also, good morning everyone ( And no, I'm not naming you all. Too many names for me to try to remember )

    *places a giant chocolate donut out on the counter for a certain sackperson to enjoy*

    Have a good day peoples.
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tech_Striker View Post
    I leave for a few minutes and this happens.
    That's what I said!
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Fedor View Post
    Good morning Emmi.

    *He screeches to a halt, powerslide style, and leaps out like a 70's action cop show, pausing in mid air for dramatic effect. And then he lands neatly in the center of a chocolate donut.*
    Now that's a dramatic entrance hiyas Fed!
  14. *waves*

    Good morning peoples.
  15. *waves*

    Hello everyone that came in after me.
  16. Not Me

    Name A Game

    The most bloodthirsty, ferocious, merciless, cruelest and savage game in elementary school history: dodgeball.

    Oh, how I miss dodgeball ...

  17. Be careful Fed, its a trap!

    *shouts warning a bit too late, as Fed is trapped in the hamsterwheel*
  18. Who woulda thought Hello Kitty would look so good on such a big, strong man?
  19. *waves*

    Good morning everyone. Have a great day
  20. *waves again*

    Good afternoon everyone.
  21. Or ... we could just wrap all the pudding up in a giant donut! That'll keep Fed full for days.
  22. Welcome, Okami. Enjoy your stay and remember to keep your hands inside the ride at all times. Newcomers have to give Neko bellyrubs for at least half an hour

    *waves hi to everyone else that came in too*