NeoShinobi

If you spam Positron with tells proclaiming, "I FOUND A COCKROACH!!!1!!11!" for 24 straight hours, you will be awarded the Bug Hunter Badge.

You can start the Second Quest by entering "ZELDA" at the name entry screen.

Remember, Sister Psyche can read your mind...and she knows why you buy so much hand lotion.

Not only is PvP balanced in CoX, but the people you'll meet in zone PvP are all friendly, good sports.

Might be a good idea to put our pants back on.

It's alright if you don't know how to play your characters with Storm Summoning. Why? Because you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!1!11!

Costume tip: The random button is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

Do you enjoy CoX PvP? Try playing rock, scissor, paper with your little brother. It's pretty much the same thing.

Wow...you don't look all that bright. Maybe you should try a different MMO. Go try Hello Kitty Island Adventure. That should be right up your alley.

Your abuse of the chest slider has been reported.

City of Heroes/Villains offers many secrets for it's players to find, such as the Hellions Girlfriend Costume. This unlockable costume can be obtained by defeating 100,000 Hellions using only Brawl. This must be done before level 2.

Got crabs?

Psst...hey you...yea you. Want some candy?

Letting your significant other play your IOed out level 50 character is considered an aphrodisiac.

Freaklympics =/= Special Olympics

Brute protip: Going into Rest after taking the alpha is a great way to build Fury.

Shouldn't you be watching Everybody Loves Hypnotoad?

Leetspeak is the preferred language in City of Heroes/Villains.

If we don't respond to your petition within 30 minutes, the pizza is free!

If you get up to use the bathroom while playing the game, make sure you inform your team/supergroup/zone exactly what you're doing. Be explicit - they'll thank you for it.

Rolling a petless mastermind will give you a secret xp bonus and will lead to fame, fortune, and the admiration of your next team.

Some of you have turned 'em off, but I love the loading screen tips. Some of them might actually help newcomers to CoX and some are even funny. (Sister Psyche and the "mind ride" thing...pure win!)

Anyways, since anyone and their cat can send in their suggestions on what would make a good loading screen tip, this got me to thinking...I wonder what kind of tips are shot down by NCNC?

So, the premise of this game, if you haven't already figured it out, is to post your thoughts on what has been or would probably be rejected as a loading screen tip.

I would say try to keep it within the context of the CoX Universe...but meh

And to start it off...

If you have been playing World of Warcraft the past couple of years and are tying this game on a whim, please choke yourself.

kewl beans

Kick [censored] announcments toay

Awesome