NekoAli

*reaches out of the shadows, pressing a button. Somewhere in the distance The Package explodes, teaching a lesson to those who would be late*

Sorry to hear. I've stopped using USPS to deliver things that I want delivered. I originally used to have my checks delivered by mail, and it was nearly always late, sometimes by up to a week.

Of course, UPS really isn't much better... but at least they're rarely more than a day or two late. Assuming they deliver to the right address...

*sits in a dark room, with a single dim bulb overhead providing minimal light and a lot of shadows. With paws steepled, she leans back in the chair behind her desk*

We do not discuss the contents of... The Package.

Clean up? Why? The place is covered in soapy water, how much cleaner can it get?

*sends Fedor outside with a hose to rinse everything off*

Hmm, having done tech support for a ISP before, I can now understand Haet's levels of stress.

At least now I work from home in my own business. Of course, I work pretty much around the clock 6 days a week... but at least I can do it in my underwear if I wanna

Argh, you are tempting me with EQ2 again Rooky... Evil evil, like I don't have enough games to play...

*uses that cat way to clean off the BBQ sauce. It's much tastier*

*sneaks a peak inside the barbeque pit and gets stuck inside when the lid closes*

Hmmm.. kinda like a sauna in here, only tangy-er.

Tech is the correct one there. I fell asleep waiting for my raid to get it's act together.

*curls up in a puppy with her teddy bear*

I'm off to bed now. See you all in the morning, you crazy insomniac people.

Honestly puppy.. it's more like this...

He was a cute little wiener dog, and tasty on a bun with saurkraut.

*stands up in the back and yells*

Everyone Attack!

*dives off the top rope into the melee*

*tried to pounce and fluff the tiger, but with googly eyes going all sorts of directions, she only lands kinda close and scritches at the rug*

Oooh Tiger, you're fur's getting all nappy. Time to change to a different fur shampoo I think.

I dunno, Ponyo is being brought over by Disney, so they'll want to shove it in as many places as they can. But I'm not sure how wide spread the releases for the other Studio Ghibli films were in the US either, so...

The main reason I haven't watched Coraline yet is because it's 3D.. which means I'll need glasses, which makes multi tasking a bit odd. Since I most often am at the computer when watching movies, I haven't set aside the time to just watch Coraline yet.

Ooh, I still need to watch that. I have it here, just haven't got around to plopping it in yet.

*wanders in and waves to everyone. Noticing the Reeses set out just for her, she gets all big eyed and teary, smiling happily*

For me? aww, you shouldn't have Tech. Thank you though!

*noms lightly on the Reeses, slowly going around the edge and working in towards the center in a spiral*

So how's everybody doing? I got hit by the oddest tired last night about 10. I was pretty fine up till then, then my body started screaming GO TO BED NAOOOO! at me. Unfortunately I was in mid-raid and we usually go till about 11, so I hung in and then collapsed immediately afterward. Flash forward 11 hours later and I'm just dragging by still tired butt out of bed because there's work needs to be done.

Oh and Pogo? Just look at it as two weeks of vacation where you have the perfect excuse to be lazy and avoid the people who want you to do heavy lifting and stuff. "Can't do it, doctor's orders. You don't want my knee to fall off now, do you?"

*perks up*

We have a water slide? How come I'm never told these things?

*dives into the Sekrit Base to put on a bathing suit*

Eh, I'm not so much bothered about continuity. Aside from using the same names and the same general concept, I wasn't expecting there to be much. It's just a matter of internal consistency in the movie with Scarlett, and the Baroness being an overused plot device. Certainly nothing there to ruin my enjoyment of the film, just very eyeroll-worthy.

*openly replaces Tav's new monitor with a tribble on a treadmill. Let's see if he notices*

Well, I finally got to see it today. I liked it, it was pretty much what I was expecting going in. GI Joe has always had as much to do with super heroes as 'real military action'. The stuff that happens is nothing short of heroics, and the setting plays fast and loose with the laws of reality as much as any super hero does. They just put on Accelerator suits instead of tights and a cape.

Sure it was a bit of a restart, and making Destro Scottish was... decidedly odd. I actually like this version of the Cobra Commander more than the usual ones. I mean typically he's just a guy with a funny voice, mask and megalomania, who still somehow manages to build, fund and maintain an absurd international terrorist organization, despite being beat at every turn by the Joes.

Sure some of the characters were odd, like making Scarlett a genius for... no apparent reason really. The only thing that really didn't sit well with me was the whole business with Baroness. Which I found sad because she was always my favorite.

But all in all, the movie filled my expectations as a silly over the top action summer flick.

Hmm. Apparently I am a jewel in the rough. I don't actually pay much attention to rep status anyway.. though I appreciate the sentiment from people.

*puts on a vest and fez and heads off towards Agrabah*

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear
If they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night

Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes

*drops off the FBBC and runs under the sofa, hitting the Sekrit Base transformation lever, causing it to unfold (Okay, pushing the cushions upright). She appears at the top wearing an army helmet and armed with a pillow catapult*

Oh it's on now!

*starts to giggle and squirm a bit, then flips over the FBBC and clings to the bottom to get out of the tickle ray*

You'll have to do better than that, Sackboy Commander!