NekoAli

*runs up and snuggles the Count super tight, not letting go*

hehe.. Go ahead and fire that thing now, sir.

I wouldn't worry to much Sorah. The place has gone to many naughty places in the past. Of course, we try to keep it clean these days. Saves Mod8 from banstick flailing so much.

Hiya Fedor. Doing okay, staying busy today. You know, the usual. doing some cleaning. Practicing my martial arts moves.


Oh! And I found a picture of Rooky as just a cute lil chick.


Wasn't she just the cutest thing?

ARGH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

*crawls out of an empty pizza box*

Musta been some party, I don't even remember it... Hi everybody. Can I get a cup of puppy to start my day?

*waves a wrench at all the people who have entered since this morning and wipes her face with the back of a hand, leaving a black smudge on the cheek*

Greetings all. I'm here to announce that my Atmospheric Beautification Device is now up and running, and should provide us with wonderful sunny weather today.

Unless of course I installed the steam frazinstat backwards again, in which case we'll have tornadoes and flooding.

*enters wearing a double breasted lab coat with brass and green glass goggles pushed up on forehead, dusting copious amounts of dust and metal shavings off her sleeves*

I say, good morning all. It's good to finally be out of that lamp. Phenomenal Cosmic Powers are over rated anyway. And has anyone seen my number twelve spuring wrench? The anti-clockwise one.

Your wish shall be my command! Ala-kazam, shim-bila-BAM!

*turns Pogo into a birthday cake*

*comes roaring out of the top of the lamp, towering over everyone in the room*


Well, it's about time someone let me out of there. Thanks Pogo, I owe you one.

But the adorable factor would be off the charts.

OW! That was my eye, BP!

*tries to slurp it up*

You know, this would be easier if someone would just rub my lamp and let me out of here.

mmmm.. yummy cold Frosty. Just the thing on a hot day. Thanks Fedor.

And yeah, not having water is pretty much the suck Yuri, I can sympathize.

*sticks a comedically long tounge out of the mouth of her lamp and blows a raspberry at Fedor*

edit because my lap having a mouth would probably get me banned and I am to icky and dumb to spell right today.

*frowns*

I've been busy working all morning. But if that's how you want to be about it.

Oooh, you're going to Wendys? Can I come too. I haven't had a Frosty in years...


*tries to hop her lamp after the jeep*

*rattles around in her bottle*

It's a little cramped in here. OI! I've got SUCH a crick in the neck!

*runs up to Phoe*

I want to be... an ALL POWERFUL GENIE!

I'm surprised and happy they seem to be making it a full RPG and not just a PvP game with an RPG wrapper like previous ones. Not that there's anything wrong with the first four Guild Wars, but it's nice to have multiple races and stuff.

Happy birthday Korith. By royal, godly, feline decree, you may have some worship today. Just not as much as me. Have to keep these things in perspective you know.

nu-uh. I ain't falling for it. I've seen slasher films before, I know where this is going.

*wanders into the dark woods with nothing but a malfunctioning flashlight instead.*

*opens up a portal and steps in, looking around*

Ooh hot hot hot! So much beach, where's the ocean? Hey wait a minute.. are we in Egypt? Sweet!

*finds the nearest pedestal and jumps up on it, looking all regal and stuff*

I am cat! Now worship meh!

You know, more than usual.

*shares a single, extra long noodle with Petey*

In keeping with the Italian American theme, may I suggest the world's largest pair of cement shoes, Count?

*pulls out a banjo and plays a counter point to Rooky*