NekoAli

Is the Land of Tushie accepting immigrants at this time? I would like to apply for citizenship.

Aww, sorry Jag. Here you go.

*reactivates the Sushibot and sends it knives flailing towards Jag*

Have fun!

Oh crud, armed chefbots....

*puts on some combat armor and a helmet, then grabs a pulse rifle. Charging out from under the couch, she rolls for cover behind an ottoman, popping up to snap off a few shots at one of the chefbots as it fires ballistic pies at her. Bellycrawling under the fire of an automatic cutlery dispenser, she makes her way the counter. After a few seconds, she dives out from behind the counter, sliding along her back, under the flamethrower spray of a Toastbot, shooting upwards to take it out. Reaching the target refrigerator, she opens it up and grabs her target*

Man, the things I go through for a carton of milk.

The question being.. would you really want to eat a tushie donut?

*flees and takes cover in the Sekrit Couch Base*

*grumbles as her couch is stalked to, then joins Tiger in the box-O-catgirls*

Morning everyone.

*pats the Fedor*

They said long ago you couldn't change that. Or rather they put up a list of what you could change, and that wasn't on the list.

And darn you Rooky. You got me hooked on reading those customer report things.

ACK! *is pounced*

Good morning to you too, Fedor.

*walks in wrapped up in a towel* Rook! Darn it, you left feathers in the shower again. Sometimes I hate sharing a bathroom....

Now.. Where's my coffee!!

Darn it Count! That was my favorite random Mediterranean country!

*takes cover in the Super Sekrit Under-the-couch Base and plugs in the computer*

Muahahah, now to take over the world with this thing!

*sneaks up behind Fedor, stuffs him in a sack and steals it again*

*steals a cheese fry*

Now you've gone and made me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry...

In a completely unrelated note, we will be serving Meatloaf for lunch today.

(When Eddie said he didn't like his teddie you knew he was a no good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switchblade knife... What a guy. Makes you cry. And I did.)

*gasps at Shecky*

MAN DOWN!

*drapes a blanket over Shecky's body and rushes him back into the kitchen.*

No other tenants. It's just me in the house, the other people take care of their own lawns. I'm not that stupid...

Depends on area and such. Around here and out in the sticks where I am it's up to the landlord what they want to do. This new landlord didn't know what she was getting into when she bought these houses. Paid way to much for them and thought it would be just 'buy the place, money comes in'. She didn't take into account she's responsible for upkeep on the places. Recently the septic tanks had to be pumped out again. She's unwilling to have them fixed like they need to be done. Then she tried to get us to foot the bill. That didn't go over well. Obviously she couldn't since it's part of upkeep that a landlord has to cover, but she did lose one of the tenants over it. And I'm not to far from going myself.

*sets out a lawn chair next to Fedor and enjoys a tasty beverage in a coconut, complete with silly straw and umbrella*

At least I got most of my lawn done. I really should have done it a week ago, but I've been feeling horrible this past week, and just got over it. Unfortunately, in that time was when the grass grew in thick and tall, and while trying to cut it, it kept jamming up, and at one point while trying to push through (it's a manual, ugh) the freaking handle snapped right off. Cheap workmanship.

Well, nothing I can do about it now. Just have to save up for a new one. Time to just kick back and relax today. Oh, and beat up the Joker some.

Hello to all the new arrivals. The really stupid thing Emmi? I never use my lawn for anything. I'd much rather it was just paved over or something. The old landlord used to take care of all the yardwork and trash pickup, but since he sold the houses to another person a few years ago, she makes us to it all. And raised our rents too.

*opens the door to another room, where the nekoclones are crawling around, mewing in a stoned manner*

They're probably going to be out for days.

*staggers in and collapses*

rassin frassin lawn mower. Stupid thing broke when I was partway through my lawn. And broke in a 'not gonna be fixed' way too. That's what I get for getting the cheapest one I could find, but it's not like I could afford anything better. Or course, now I have to get another one.

s'okay. I still have an army of clones to do this....

*presses the button on the cleaning bots and sends them to work*

Whew, that was exhausting.

Clearly, you need more kitteh.

*sends several of her clones to cuddle*

*swings back in on a Batcat line, taking cover on the rooftop and watches the goings on below*


I'm going to need some Batsmores to take care of all that marshmallow...

I shall now wander out to pick up the Batman game. See you all again in a bit.

*puts on the Batcat costume and swings away*

The NekoHorde perks up and stampedes en masse into the cloning machine to get at the Reeses.