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Oh BP.. is there anything you won't wrap bacon around?

*hides further down*

But it's comfy in here!

*comes strolling in from the test server, twin birds hanging from holsters at her hips. She slowly walks across the room, looking at the hundreds of other dual pistol wearing people*

Alright ya varmits... DRAW!

*pulls out her birds and they start rapid fire chirping*

My bet is on the rabid wolverines with flamethrowers, myself.

*drops one of said critters down Fedor's pants*

*gets the wolverines to roast the meat and then shares it with them*

See, it's all in how you treat people. Even Animal-Americans.

*equips the wolverines with flamethrowers and sends them after Tramontane again*

Normally yes. But the first Rule of the Rookery. is that there Are No Rules of the Rookery.

We spent a significant amount of time killing the dumb things for a quest yesterday... Trying to collect their hides. Evidently we ran into the rare skinless brax...

*broils up a huge pile of brax burgers*

Hi Quarrios! Welcome everyone! Puppy and I were doing some farming yesterday and have a ton of these... So how do you all like yours? Plenty of fixing and sides here too.

*grabs Fedor and drags him back into the undercouch land of Ry'leh*

Good night all.

Awww man.. Why did you have to do that? Do you know how hard it is to unknot these tentacles and get them to lay just right?

*rises awakened from her great slumber, emerging from the great under-coffee city of Java'leth. Tentacles waving in the still air, she seeks her first victim*

WHO AWAKENS CATHULU?

*drags in boxes and bags of groceries.*

There's still some more out in the cargo FBBC, is someone could be a dear and get those. I think I have everything here. I'm sorry, but the store was all out of chocolate covered bacon... I know, a sad day.

Hello everybody. *sniff sniff* I smell.. guacomole and donuts? That is an odd combination. I hope everyone is having a good morning. I'm off to the grocery store. Does anybody want me to pick them up something?

*drapes a small strand of beads on puppy*

*co-glomps the Fedor with VexXxa*

Hi there!

*throws tux out into the snow*

We don't take kindly to badmouthing Reese's 'round these parts.

*glomps Philly and gives him a big kiss*

No no.. Reeses Cups are always welcome as rewards by me.

*starts pelting Petey with snowballs*

*throws some beads at puppy*

SHOW US YOUR... ummm. Well that won't work, will it?

*looks a little green*

plastic... baby? I thought my slice of cake seemed a little crunchy... I didn't want to be rude and say anything though...

*floats through the air, slowly tumbling as she awakens*

Yawn.... Hi Rooky.. you know you're kind of upside down.. In fact, everything is upside down... Is someone playing a trick on me? Ooooh, bengiets!

You called?

and how exactly did those problems get past the quality checks and into production copies? You would think someone at some point would you know.. try to play the game or something.

*collapses by the fireplace*

I'm starting to feel so sick from being stuck outside today... ugh.