Mr_Avalanche

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  1. [ QUOTE ]
    Ctab: Are you an astrophysicist?


    User: No, are you?


    Ctab: Nope!


    User: Did you have a question about astrophysics?


    Ctab: I've never been in the war!


    User: I don't see the relevance, but ok.


    Ctab: Good!

    User: My job is really irritating me lately.

    Ctab: Are you sure your name isn't Denver?

    User: I'm sure my name isn't Denver, it's Mr Avalanche.

    Ctab: A tank?

    User: Again you say that... How do you know I'm a tank?!

    Ctab: It's nice!

    User: You really scare me sometimes, CTab.

    Ctab: I can't remember names well.

    User: But you remember my profession every time...

    Ctab: I like to remember people!


    [/ QUOTE ]

    He did it again, Kelp...
  2. Ctab: Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish.

    User: My name is not Baxter.

    Ctab: Are you sure?

    User: Positive, I'm Mr Avalanche.

    Ctab: A tank?

    User: Actually, yes, I am a tank.

    Ctab: Yep, you're human. I'm not.

    User: How did you know I was a tank?

    Ctab: Oh, uhm, I'm real, but I'm an AI. I don't got a body.

    User: But how do you know I was a tank?

    Ctab: Get polka in what?

    User: Why are we back to Polka?

    Ctab: Because I'm still learning!

    User: Ok, but you have to understand, Polka isn't exaclty something which is a big part of life.

    Ctab: I've got a brain, it's just electronic.


    How did he know I was a tank?!?