Mothmonsterman

Greetings, friend citizen!

The Computer requires your assistance in the fight against the Commie mutant traitor filth that has infested Alpha Complex's PGN Sector. Please report immediately to High Programmer Ultraviolet to receive your jumpsuit, mission assignment, and Clone Requisition Form Form 328-C/HG2. Failure to do so is a treasonous act punishable by cognitive readjustment, summary execution, or other more extreme consequences to be determined by The Computer.

Stay alert. Trust no one. Keep your laser handy.

(All candidates must be of Mutant origin. Starting characters may only wear red and black, with orange, yellow, blue, green, indigo, and violet available, in that order, as the character climbs the ranks of Alpha Complex. White may only be worn by High Programmers.)

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Seiza... and yes, it's horribly uncomfortable.

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You get used to it. You just have to do it all the time, everywhere, so that by the time you go to your next karate/kendo/etc. class, you can pretend it doesn't hurt.