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What animal represents the independent voters in politics?

Cane Toads

Who picks up if you call 1-866-857-5191 on October 31st?

Pigeon Glue

What will you name your buxom orcish War-Axe tanker?

Expired vitamins

What was the name of the chorus girls in Bridge - The Musical?

Harry Knuckles

What goes inside a meat pillow?

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What did Ryan O'Donnell call his science fair project on egomania?

Projectile Scissors

What was your science teacher's defense at the trial?

Flaming Crows

What if Brandon Lee had a minor role in Sliders?

Jethro Lee

What's the name of the tourist photo shop at the base of Devil's Tower?

316 cents

What comes in the flavors Manana, Shockolate, and Gun?

Snorting Kool-Aid

What forms at the corner of the mouths of rabid teeny-boppers.

Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion

What happens when Metatron swallows?

Metatron Swallows

What is small, soft, tubular, and filled with a white creamy fluid?

Side effects of chronic ambition

How did John Kerry respond to Dan Rather saying his lead was as thin as turnip soup?

Beet Farm

Name 2 Essential tools for kicking chandeliers.

USB Disco Ball

Who's a bad mother f- shut your mouth?

Rear-view Mirror Sunglasses

What you get if you sit on a Lady in Black.

Three Hole Punch.

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