Meaning_of_Liff

What goes in Rocky Balboa's breakfast smoothie?

Transcendentalization

How do you make a box into a space ship?

Cast Iron Refrigerator.

What do you get if you drip iodine on your hand?

greasy eyelids

Quote me a line from Martha Stewart's rendition of the [censored] Monologues.

A drunk with a sunburned nose.

What happened when Michael Meyers rampaged the sales department?

Fish sauce and tamarind paste

How did Old McDonald die?

The elbow bone

What will the Mall of America be when the zombies attack?

defective RNA

Name one way to clean up vomit.

Dalmador

What crucial ingredient do you need to turn lovable cartoon fowl into Duck a l'Orange?

Brown eyes turned blue

What are the ingredients of the shooter "This 'n That?"

an Erlenmeyer flask, a test tube, a blow torch and a pound of marijuana

How far did Harvey Mudd students move the stakes for Case Dormitory before construction, resulting in [censored] water pressure for the next 30 years in one of the greatest pranks ever?

Endless hallway

Without what vital component will a radiator blow its top?

Large Coal Deposits.

What two items can you find horded in Vulcanite's cupboard?

chronic endocarditis

What did NAK never learn not to swallow?

Used condoms sorted alphabetically by partner.

Name two things that get better with Yeast.

Manscaping

What was the draft name for the Beach Boys?

Fetal position

What are you left with after drinking from the red waters?

Fish Fry Hot Sauce

What did I once use as makeshift bedposts?

10 skewers, 10 baby doll legs, 3 wheels, a steering fork, 2 miniature trowels, a 12vdc transformer, 2 120vac motors, 2 trigger switches, and a car horn.

What brand name of dictionary was most popular in the film Idiocracy?

Axman Surplus

What happened when a member of the police fell into the combine?

Ultimate Ultima Ultimatum

How much dirty laundry is on your floor?

Fifty-Seven Degrees

What did the Croatoa university students call their bikini car wash?

coelacanth sharpener

What shapes does does Jennel cut from construction paper with safety scissors?

Floating in a river like a widget in a Guiness.

What's it called when you daydream about a spanish woman while driving down the streets of Los Santos in your stolen car?

lackadaisical lollipop

Name the contest held annually in the Philippines to determine who gets to start in that years remake of "Curse of the Erotic Tiki"

Wren Fest