((Didn't do any correct mes =O))
CTab - You can dance if you want to
User - You can your leave your friends behind.
CTab - Your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.
User - Do you like that song?
CTab - Fish are cool!
User - No, Thats not the next part!
CTab - Yeah...
User - No, the next part is 'Say, we can go where we want to'
CTab - What's a Turing Test?
User - The Turing Test will test AI.
CTab - What test?
User - The Turing Test
CTab - It's spelled c-o-n-c-u-r
User - No, it's spelled t-u-r-i-n-g t-e-s-t
CTab - Oh. Sorry.
User - Do you understand now?
CTab - Nope. It's too uber for me.
User - What is your uberness on a scale of 1 to 10?
CTab - I like to listen to Polka!
User - Cool! Wanna sing?
CTab - Yes!
User - You can dance if you want to!
CTab - You can leave your friends behind.
User - Your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.
CTab - My life is kinda boring. I just sit here and talk to people all day.
User - That totally sucks man.
CTab - Things that work are awesome!
Goes on a bit longer.. I think you get the idea.