Lord_Arkasas

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  1. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    As I am what?
    An idiot?
  2. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Let me see what I gathered from this conversation...

    - The Llama is arguing with the Lord
    - Buffy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twilight
    - Goat Girl is a bloody idiot
    - I'm not British
    - ManOf speaks the truth. Those that pick the path of the powerful but squishy player are almighty in the long run.
  3. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    I see.

    You know, I'll say what I haven't said on these forums before but I've come to believe is true: By the numbers, the majority of people don't hate Twilight because it's bad; They hate it because the number 1 franchise in America is something marketed to young women. That it's "in" to like cheesy romance and talking about your feelings. The rest came later.

    My theory. Now, you know that I Twilight. Viciously. But the things that everybody hates about Twilight is distinctly feminine. The brooding. The emo. The sparkles. These are traditionally girly things. And those are the ones that everyone mentions.

    Buffy beats the snot out of vampire mythos something awful. But it does so in favor of grim darkness, an aim at an older audience, fight scenes, and lesbians. Suddenly, no one really minds that one as much.

    Yes, I'm playing this card. I've been holding onto it for months.

    It's also why I no longer really participate in Twilight Hate-Fests.
    I read the first book. It was horrible.

    Buffy had comedy. Twilight is dead serious. And ridiculous romances that involve vampires.

    Buffy's vamp romance was at least mildly realistic.
  4. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    No, we get extra Sue-hating priveleges.

    Also, the male term is Marty Stu. Or Wesley Crusher.
    The male term is Marty Stu. Wesley Crusher is just a universally hated character who is a Marty Stu.
  5. Lord_Arkasas

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    I don't care, as long as a Twilight character gets beaten up.

    Can we really call them characters? They sound more like Mary Sues.
  6. Lord_Arkasas

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    Well, the song from You Have to Burn the Rope is playing through my head.

    Does that count?
  7. Lord_Arkasas

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    I said ignore Goat Girl. But not Llama *insert gender here*. He/She is p cool.
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Durakken View Post
    Yeah but on a scale of like 1 to 10 with Sign Aliens being an 11... the War of the Worlds aliens are like an 7 or 8 ^.^
    War of the Worlds gets points for bothering to bring vehicles.

    Signs, on the other hand, was directed by Shyamalan.

    So Yeah.
  9. Lord_Arkasas

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    I believe that until Goat Girl changes the subject, we should ignore her.
  10. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Yet more bigotry from GG. Surprise, surprise.
    I know.

    You have to admit, my response was awesome.
  11. Lord_Arkasas

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    So, what should we discuss now?
  12. Lord_Arkasas

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    I have a Y chromosome, I don't really care.

    Doctor Who.
  13. Lord_Arkasas

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    I grow tired of this debate.

    This discussion is now about Doctor Who.
  14. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    But I have a female friend who doesn't like horses - this makes TV Tropes invalid
    It's a Trope in Television, not Real Life.

    Well, actually it is. A lot.

    But not always.
  15. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    That place can't be trusted
    THE SCALE OF TRUSTWORTHINESS

    TV Tropes>Golden Girl
  16. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    And where did you get that trope from?
    TV Tropes.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Horses are a girl's best friend, not diamonds
    I thought K-9 was "A Girl's Best Friend"

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    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Okay, if you're gonna start that again, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Nobody wants to hear about your sick proclivities.
    THUS SPEAKS THE MINISTER.
  17. Lord_Arkasas

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    I don't make the tropes, I just quote them. FEAR TEH TROPES.
  18. Lord_Arkasas

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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    That must be horses then - they're awesome
    You have invoked the trope "All Girls Like Horses". You win nothing, cause I'm insane.
  19. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Has this thread gone to the dogs?
    No, it's gone to the Awesomes.
  20. Lord_Arkasas

    No "L" club.

    Don't know. So, what sha we discuss next?
  21. Lord_Arkasas

    No "L" club.

    I concur. The cockroach was never here, never wi be here, and isn't here. SO THERE.
  22. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    There's a difference between being insane and just plain not listening. I mean, it's an issue of standards. Let's try to be professional, shall we?

    Honestly, you work for the Ministry of Awesome. Show some pride in your work.
    Showing and taking pride in one's work are different, Minister.
  23. Lord_Arkasas

    No "T" club

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Early Girl View Post
    ha's was harsh dude.
    Bugger off, I have cake.
  24. Lord_Arkasas

    No "L" club.

    *puts an ightsaber through his head*

    Now he can post with infinite pain!
  25. Lord_Arkasas

    No "L" club.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Early Girl View Post
    FAI

    No kittens or interwebz for you, you Faied to see my apostrophe to indicate pura " "'s.
    Yeah, I didn't reaise that.