Lord_Arkasas

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  1. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
    How's that? Just because they have feelings doesn't mean I can't eat them, does it now?
    I, personally, do not care. But that sounds like what GG would say.
  2. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by eisregen_na View Post
    like tapeworms?
    qft
  3. Lord_Arkasas

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    It's theoretically wrong to eat meat, or even to eat vegetables. Think about it.

    Wait, that's going to be hard.
  4. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Since forever
    You realize you have no authority either?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I've never tried it becuase it's gross to eat horses, and I'm always careful to make sure I know exactly what I'm eating.
    Horses are good eating. You should eat dogs, though. Those are very tasty.
  5. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    You have no authority here
    Since when?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork View Post
    And you have no kittens! GOOD DAY!
    I think this man should be made an Undersecretary of Awesome.
  6. Lord_Arkasas

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    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    Gross horse talk isn't what I meant
    This post will cost you five billion kittens, or an admission of stupidity.
  7. Lord_Arkasas

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    Well, the forum was wiped, and we're all bloody insane.

    Also, I'm setting up a black market, where the currency is kittens.
  8. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Setting yourself on fire to punch someone is genius.

    They can't grab you when you're on fire.
    FIRE!

    [pyromania]
  9. Lord_Arkasas

    No "L" club.

    We, it is better than fighting over a nonexistant empire.
  10. Lord_Arkasas

    No "T" club

    His hread came afer he "No "L" Club". As Ord, you mus all pos in he "No "L" Club" o pos here.
  11. Lord_Arkasas

    Retcon Anyone?

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
    Horse meat is rocking. Like beef, but better. Shame it's so hard to get around here, but I tend to get my fix when I go to Italy.
    Mmm. Horse meat. Good stuff.
  12. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Clean out your desk.

    Also:Manly.
    That'll cost you nine billion kittens.
  13. Lord_Arkasas

    No "L" club.

    Wow, nobody's posted since yesterday.

    Any ideas?
  14. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    I think this manliness is mostly in your imagination
    I'd agree with you, but I'm too tired.
  15. Lord_Arkasas

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    Manliness is for men.

    I, on the other hand, prefer to sit on this computer and shoot things.
  16. Lord_Arkasas

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    All those posts will cost you 400 kittens.
  17. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Oddly enough, she doesn't. But she loves the girly-men that star in it.

    Because real men are too much for her.
    It'd be nice if we could drop an asteroid on her.

    But I digress. What shall we speak of now?
  18. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Well, of course GG would dislike Buffy. I'm pretty sure if she ever showed any taste at all, the world would come to an end.
    Good point. She probably likes Twilight.
  19. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Golden Girl View Post
    No one should be forced to retract the truth
    So you believe Buffy is as bad as Twilight?

    The ReEducation will begin shortly. Please take your seats.
  20. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Okay, I clearly must have stumbled into a Mirror Dimension again, because everyone is being absolutely wrong about TV shows.
    Not everyone. Mostly everyone.
  21. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    Thank you.

    Of course, what you said about Buffy is so wrong as to make that bit of incorrectness look like unalienable truth, so there's no point in even thinking about it any further.
    This is delicious.
  22. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Eisregen_NA View Post
    See, this is where I proudly stand up and declare that Buffy is just as big of a pile of **** as Twilight. I'll grant it that it was slightly better written, but then most WWE Slashfic is better written than Twilight.
    Should I force a retraction now, or in the morning?
  23. Quote:
    Originally Posted by The Lone Hero View Post
    Any alien race that has ever tried to fight the power rangers. I me they have freaking NUMBERS, an endless supply of soldiers and so on and they got beaten by a team of 5-8 'teenagers with attitude' to the point their main man must intervene and even THAT guy is KILLED.


    "After ten-thousand years I'm free! It's time to attempt to conquer Earth only to get my butt handed to me by a bunch of kids that only just gained superpowers and have to fight my giant monsters in a robot that could easily be taken out by a virus but seeing as how I am 'unstoppable' I will never think of trying that!"
    To her credit, she survived the Zordon era.
  24. Lord_Arkasas

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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Manofmanychars View Post
    -I think you missed what I was going for there. I was saying that Twilight-haters talk about the sparkling so much more because it's an easy target, whereas the pedophilia and stalking are more obscure, but much better points to make.
    Point taken. But your metaphor is true when taken literally anyway, which I say as an MM.
  25. Lord_Arkasas

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    "We are all equals in the Brotherhood of Darkness" -- Darth Bane: Path of Destruction

    What is the hierarchy of the Ministry of Awesome anyway?