Lord_Arkasas
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Quote:*calls an army of the most dangerous beings in the omniverse*Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
*watches in bewilderment as Lord Arkasas laughs and makes explodey noises*
Should... should I tell him it's not actually doing anything? He's starting to look like a crazy hobo.
EXTERMINATE!
DELETE!
VIVA LE RESISTANCE! -
*blows up ALL OF REALITY!*
I'd ask for a cookie, but I'm the only one still around. -
*blows up this thread*
Can I has a cookie? -
Quote:Finland Finland Finland, that's the country for me!Originally Posted by Veritech
sorry, your exploding powers have been discontinued due to an underhanded fish catch.
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Quote:All is evil before the Ori.Originally Posted by Veritech
eating horses = evil?
*does not compute*
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Quote:So, you mean Clone Wars vs. The Clone Wars?Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
The prequels had nothing to do with Old Republic.
And were godawful.
Clone Wars is worse (the TV series, not the Genndy Tartokovsky miniseries*).
*Which was indeed awesome.
Never watched much of either.
And yes, they did, but I think that's because Liam Neeson is p cool. And Darth Maul.
But anywho, I need to go find more non-relevant quotes that are not relevant. -
Quote:Hey, look. Someone who agrees with me that the prequels weren't half bad.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Judging by the quality of the prequels and new TV series and the quality of the "media" involving the Old Republic, I'd have to agree.
That's nice to know.
But anywho, the Old Republic is probably better because there isn't so much stuff in it, and most of that stuff is quality stuff. -
Quote:The Old Republic makes everything better. (No, not the video game, the era.)Originally Posted by Golden Girl
Horses make everything better
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Quote:Neither do horses.Originally Posted by Golden Girl
Star Wars fan fiction doesn't make the thread any better
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Quote:Peace is a lie. There is only passion.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Well Money equals Power.
Power equals Camel.
Camel equals five celery sticks.
Five. Quid Pro Quo.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
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Quote:It had something to do with the Ottoman Empire, methinks.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Ugh, I know.
Why'd Constantinople get the works?
The Daleks (second serial of DW) was once called The Mutants. -
Quote:I will, but first I must complete my to-do list and then meditate.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Unfortunately, you knowledge could not hope to scratch the width and breadth of mine, so the whole point is moot. I dislike bragging, but I find that while some might know more than me about specific narrow subjects, I know about far more subjects than anyone I know. But feel free to challenge me, I will test you with a series of questions. They will be made so esoteric that even Wikipedia will not help, to enforce honesty. The questions will continue until I am satisfied that you are knowledgeable about everything. The categories are:
English
Math
Science
History
Literature
All other areas of academic knowledge
Movies
Television
Webcomics
Video Games (only if you challenge me on Paragon Unleashed, since video games are verboten here)
Anime
Comics
Technology
Music
Traditional Games
Internet Culture
Everything else
Care to take me on? -
I decided to ignore the cockroaches. Anyone ese who wants to face them can, but be warned.
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Quote:I watch those too. (Well, not much Star Trek, but still.)Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
No, I watch good sci-fi, like Star (whichever).
Anywho, the POWER is just me welding together my extensive knowledge of memes, quotes, tropes, and other stuff into a single thought. In theory, it can bring stuff down, but with great POWER comes great insanity, which causes me to be incoherent most of the time. Get it? Got it. Good. -
A "No "C" Club"?
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Quote:I know. My persona is that of some insane prophet.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Okay. Dude.
It's a ****ing game, get over yourself. I mean, honestly, I love my crazy internet persona as much as anyone, but now you're being melodramatic to the point of serious business.
And "we all"? Who's that, you and the mice in your pocket?
And can't you at least see a Battlestar Galactica reference when you see one? -
Quote:Your Ministry is so rigid, it cannot comprehend the power. The power requires ordered chaos, not chaotic order! You cannot handle the power, Minister. You speak of knowledge? You speak of experience? I have seen the birth of negative suns, and the entropy of entire realities! I have seen the end of realities, and the birth of new ones. I have seen light in darkness, and darkness in light. My name is David, I'm 925 years old, and I'm from the planet Gallifrey. I AM THE DOCTOR, AND YOU ARE THE DALEKS!Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
You can send me a what? A consist? That's not even how that word is used! Cripes, you're not even Super-Powered. Come back when your post count is four digits (and you graduate to big-boy status on the boards).
Lousy rookies...
Remember this, Minister. The day the POWER is unleashed, is the day the Fifth Age ends. So Say We All. -
Continue the insanity.
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Quote:You want the power? You can't handle the power. (seriously, I'm getting a stomach cramp just by thinking about it)Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
I find that claim so dubious it broke my "Cool story, bro"-ometer.
I can send you a consist of the POWER. Be warned. -
Quote:I'm saving up my true power.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
*sigh*
Assuming you have one, don't quit your day job.
You're less funny than Dane Cook. -
I need a nap. Wha oher clubs could be made?
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This is now the headquarters of the Ministry of Insanity. Be insane.
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Ok. I DECLARE MYSELF MINISTER OF INSANITY.
Give me cookies. -
Quote:My Celestial Bureacracy is processing your request, it'll take about 4000 years.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Since I fired you.
Also, horses are not food.
That's disgusting. I mean, ew. It'd be like eating a dog or a cat. Or a rat. Or insects. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to eat a horse? Can Europe no longer afford beef (the most delicious meat ever)?
Also, I love how some people are like, "It's wrong to eat X". One could make a viable argument that it's wrong to eat anything. But I like not starving to death, so om nom nom.
Also, don't forget the food chain:
All animals exist for our consumption. Most of us have the luxury of sticking with the good ones (Chicken, Turkey, Pork, Beef, and Platypus).
Anywho, this man speaks the truth. -
Can you prove anything has a soul without going into religion?