Lord_Arkasas
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Quote:Actually, RANDOMNESS!!! has created much amusment.Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
I agree with your Minister of Awesome. Your becoming more trollish and annoying than funny.
Random =\= funny all the time. You have to put some humor behind your randomness and not just blurt out whatever comes to your head.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find a chorus line who can shout like Morbo.
But now I must think of a witty response. Like this.
My good Minister, you see, I am no longer part of the Ministry of Awesome. Insanity is not always comedic, thus we must reverse the polarity and spark a neutron. Now excuse me, my game is loading slowly. -
Quote:Stop! Stop! This is getting far too silly.Originally Posted by Blarg
This is getting far too silly.
I am Colonel Arkasas. -
Quote:You do realize I was going to use that on Goat Girl?Originally Posted by BBQ_Pork
*Is glad that the underpaid workers siphoned the fuel from the rocket to sell on the black market.*
*Watches, from his orbital lair, as the rocket gets only 300ft into the air, then comes crashing down.* -
Quote:I'd agree with you but...Originally Posted by Golden Girl
"Your" thread? You're not the OP - and all threads belong to everyone anyway
NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCHED. -
Quote:The Truth About MooseOriginally Posted by Manofmanychars
Right then, you had your chance. Now you're going on the ignore list. You're the second person ever to be placed on it (the first guy didn't listen to my advice for improving his posts, either).
Its not real. Haven't you ever wondered why there are so many Moose in Canada? Did you really think that Moose used their antlers for fighting? Are you all that malleable in the minds?
Since it was officially named in 1867, Canada has been a breeding ground for these so called 'creatures.' You may all look at a moose and see a moose, and maybe question why the plural isn't moosen or meese, but you don't see the truth.
Moose are not animals. They are robotic machinery. Inside every moose you see and every moose you don't see is a little raccoon. Raccoons.
Bunnies and raccoons have hated each other long before America was settled upon by the Brits. With so many rabbits in America, many raccoons migrated to Canada spitefully, while the few here wait with sadistic glares, just waiting for the day that raccoons reign supreme over the bunnies of America. That 'oh so cute' raccoon your family found in your trash can? Guess what, he hates rabbits. I bet you regret feeding him ham before releasing him back into the bushes.
The raccoons use these Mechanically Operated Obliteration Sensing Extortionists (M.O.O.S.E) to spy upon the bunnies of America, most importantly, us. ANTLERS? Really? Satelite-operated-antennae are what they really are. How else can they relay information about our plans from a robot moose?
Its time we take action and fight back. But what can you do?
Americans, next time a raccoon digging in your trash can, let it be. He's resourceful enough to find food.
Keith Richards? Let them hit you.
Canadians? Run.
Evil bunnies? Unite and prepare for spying, defending and scouting. If the raccoons can't make peace then we have no choice.
Do not take action yet, we cannot let them know that we know.
That is all, good day.
Disclaimer- DO NOT ATTACK THE NEXT MOOSE/RACCOON YOU SEE. FEED THE ONES IN YOUR TRASH CAN IF YOU WISH. ...EDIT: I MEANT THE RACCOONS IN YOUR TRASH CAN, IF THERE ARE MOOSE IN YOUR TRASH CAN THEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG... -
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Now, should I tell you a story about raccoons? -
Quote:dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dio dioOriginally Posted by manofmanychars
pointless, out-of-context monty python references are not funny.
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Quote:My hovercraft is full of eels.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
There is no castle. This is all pretendy fun-time games on the internet. The goal is to be funny. You have met that goal maybe twice in this whole thread. All you're doing right now is being obnoxious.
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Quote:Have fun storming the castle!Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Nope.
Still not funny. Please stop trying, you're clearly incapable. -
*uses sniper rifle*
The revolution is starting, so I put a bullet into thine head. -
I'm wondering how he got addicted. Korean MMOs are grindy.
Could it be a cover for his RMT? -
*uses sniper rifle*
There. Killed all seven. -
This is a very slow news day.
Would you like some cheesecake? -
Hereth thou goest.
*gives cake* -
Quote:You brough " " in here! BACK, EVILDOER!Originally Posted by TroyHickman
It's OK; Roy is currenly doing a sretch in the pokey, due to an unforeseen meeing with Chris Hansen...
P.S. I said "strech" and "pokey"...heheh... -
Quote:Technically, the aliens never came for our twinkies in that LP. But I digress.Originally Posted by Mr. DJ
Aliens stealing the world supply of Twinkies? I don't think so...
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I find it amusing this has not been closed yet.
Then again, ManOf morphed it into a thread about mental disorders. -
THIS IS MADNESS!
Woud you ike some cake with that?
We duh. -
My Idiocy Sensor just blew up. Facepalm cannot describe this.
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Quote:I didn't know that happened.Originally Posted by Veritech
is this before or after the aliens arrive to steal our world supply of twinkies, only to realize they're 100 years early?
Ah well. *explodes Explodesia* -
Would you like chicken with your steak?
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Quote:Only two of those questions were Wikipedia'd.Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
Way to Wikipedia, kid.
GK, did you really think it would be that easy?
'tever. 4 is Sir George Head, by the way.Quote:Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
No, and as for making me answer questions......
I am the game show HOST. I give the questions not the other way around. I am immune to your threats.
Also, that bridge of death trick is invalid. This isn't Holy Grail, that only works with questions about swallows or favorite colors. -
Quote:1. Dan Milano.Originally Posted by GeneralKnowledge
As ambassador I find this place very stange. And I am displeased. Hereby I invoke my powers of:
GAMESHOW OF DOOM!!!!!
Arkasas, you must answer five bizarre questions about geek culture or, spend thirty minutes being the victim of looney toon style violence.
1. Who is the the voice of Warren Demontague?
2. Why did Cosgrove never get married?
3. Where would Khan chase Kirk before he gave him up (all or nothing)?
4. Who leads the expedition to the twin peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro?
5. What is the sequel to Duck Amuck called?
Get one wrong and I will shower you in herrings and then send you off to your fate.
2. He likes meat too much.
3. Six months after Khan and his followers landed on Ceti Alpha V, a cataclysm on Ceti Alpha VI occured, shifting the planetary orbits, causing massive environmental devastation on Ceti Alpha V. Almost all the wildlife died, except the Ceti eel, which fed on the Augments and killed twenty, including Khan's wife, who is inferred to be Marla McGivers. Neither Kirk nor anyone else in Starfleet would have checked on them if not for the orbit's shifting. Khan found Kirk to be personally responsible for this.
4. First or second? (WARNING: Failure to answer this question may cause you falling into the Chasm underneath the Bridge of Death. You have been warned.)
5. Technically, there is no sequel, but its spiritual successor is called Rabbit Rampage. -
Quote:Would you like some cake with that?Originally Posted by Manofmanychars
You're very bad at this game. First, you have no distinct identity that isn't the Seltzer & Frieberg version of me. Second, you have not built up an extensive canon regarding yourself and your abilities. It took me months of not only acting the part, but also being able to answer questions about my station with an internally-consistent logic (or lack thereof, as the case may be), to be widely recognized as the Minister of Awesome.
And, in less than one thousand posts, I shall acheive my perfect form. -
I will now eradicate crazy hobos from the face of reality.
*If you don't know that, I must execute you*
*is not eradicated*
Now be quiet, before I eat you.