LongClawTiger

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  1. *Floats lazily through the white void*

    Meow?
  2. Then include some murdered turkeys in your decoration choices *nod nod*

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Pogothulu View Post
    I wont be back til the weekend before thanksgiving.
  3. Go to Florida, but decorate your yard before you go.
  4. Woohoo! Burger day! Extra cheese and bacon on mine please.
  5. *Calls Sue*

    Mmmhmmm...yes...ok, I'll tell them

    *hangs up*

    Sue says puppy is entitled to large sums of bacon and belly rubs.
  6. *Quickly hides his buried catnip stash under a giant red X in the sand*

    Nobody will think to look for it there! Muahahaha! >

    *Grabs a few nameless catgirls and heads to the dancefloor for a little booty shaking*
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by je_saist View Post
    Philly. I know this great psychiatrist... you want the number?
    Better yet...a "shrink" ray! I command our resident inventors to make it so!
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by NekoAli View Post
    (ps What is B2525 again?)
    A pair of twos, a pair of fives, and some illegal card he tried to sneak into the game. No way he is winning this pile of donuts....
  9. Nobody else wants to play french toast poker?

    *eats one fo the donut chips while waiting for others at the table*
  10. *Makes a deck of waffle cards using strawberry syrup for red cards and blueberry for black cards*

    *Stacks some different colored donuts for use as poker chips*

    Ok, so who wants to be dealt in?
  11. Well then, Happy Birthday Neko!

    *lick*
  12. *Offers Denji a cupcake and reeses salad*

    Salads are healthy, right?
  13. *Wanders in and is splattered by the rain of cupcakes until he looks like a fluffy pink rhino*

    Rawr?
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Makai_No_Falco View Post
    If only I knew what the hell these Rookery threads were all about.
    The list is much shorter if you ask what they are NOT about.

    *Licks MNF*

    EBIL!
  15. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Makai_No_Falco View Post
    ...will he be Ocho Cinco?
    If he wants that title, he better have some truely epic endzone celebrations planned. If not, he has no chance of taking on Chad Johnson.
  16. If only doggies were made out of catnip....

    *Licks BDog*

  17. Pffftt! See? I told you to make sacrifices, but nooooooo.... Now the gods have sent the Kitty Kong.

    Oh, and rolled newspapers are for puppehs! Bad Shecky! *shoots him with a blowgun dart*
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by DJ_Shecky View Post
    *Stumbles in*

    Man, the floiage has grown thick again!

    *Looks around*

    WHAT? NO COFFEE????

    *starts choping down trees*

    SHECKY NEED COFFEE!
    Sacrifice to the Kitteh Gods first! Then you may enter the golden temple for that which you desire....
  19. *Sits atop his golden pyramid being fanned by catgirls holding giant leaves*

    Welcome guests. Fell free to enjoy the hospitality of my tribe, but first the kitteh gods demand sacrifices! Catnip, fresh milk, or shiny objects will do.
  20. *Eats turkey with stuffing*

    *Food coma*
  21. *Takes a gander at Fey*

    Rawr!
  22. LongClawTiger

    This is..

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Makai_No_Falco View Post
    Am I the only one who saw the title and thought the inside was going to be "SPARTA!"?
    No
  23. *Wanders in and gooses Fey*

    Is that the theme for today?

    *paces around while he waits for the chefbots to brew some fresh chococoffeeliciousness*
  24. Ooh! Is this the next Man V. Food episode? What's the challenge he has to face?