LongClawTiger
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*Carefully sips the results of the adjusted coffee program*
Not bad!
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Quote:*Spits out the peppermint-tuna flavored coffee*Originally Posted by IAmTheRad
trying to get this stupid javascript to work properly.
Bleh! Who has been tweaking the chefbot's coffee program? -
Quote:*Looks at his grapefruit* Powdered sugar. At least I hope that's what it is...Originally Posted by Peterbilt
Hello all. What's all this white stuff?
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Hey! Who stole all my cold air?!? I can't practice my winter sports with temps in the 90s. Not to mention the lost fireplace snuggle time. Go away summer! I want my fall season back!
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*Rolls Orchid over by the letter board so she can look pretty and point at things*
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*Gives Emmi extra Tiger snuggles to balance out the bad start to her day*
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*Bounces in and spins the wheel*
PS: $750
Tiger: I there an R?
PS:There are 2 Rs
*ding* *Vanna turn* *ding* *Vanna turn*
Tiger: I would like to solve. All your base are belong to us!
PS: Correct!
Tiger: Woo!
*Cut to old school WoF where the prize money had to be spent in the random showroom*
Tiger: I want the bacon, giant reeses, giant donuts, and the rest on a gift certificate
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*Wanders back in*
Did any nameless peons in the red shirts die yet? -
*Beams in with a roll of duct tape. Wraps said tape around the glowy dilithium chamber*
That aughta hold it! Warp engines online Cap'n Fed! -
Quote:It's a rough job, but I can handle it.Originally Posted by Peterbilt
Send over some pretty lasses booty? Are we oversexing the tiger?
Hope not.
*Is hit with catnip cannonball*
WOOOOOO!!!!! That's the good stuff! -
Arrgh!
*Sails his warship, The Predator, into the bay with a black orange pirate flag flying containing a kitty head and crossed catnip*
Long Claw Seatiger demands his share of the fish tacos! Send some pretty lasses with my booty at once, or face the consequences! -
*Wanders in, burps, and falls over*
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*Spits out the puppy*
Hey! What are you doing in my box of bacon nips? -
Quote:*Jumps up on the counter and noms some tiger treats*Originally Posted by NekoAli
Aha! The other half of my act has arrived!
*pushes a pedestal near Tiger and cracks her whip*
Up Simba, Up!
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Rawr?
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There is still time for more entries, but the puppies are still hanging on to the lead.
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*The tiger referee (I haz stripes and am therefore perfect for the job) tallies the puppy vs. kitteh scorecard so far*
Puppies are ahead by a score of 5 points to 4.5 points.
Keep those entries coming if you want your team to win. This one is still too close to call! -
Woo! Tostadas!
*Noms tha crunchy goodness* -
Since when is hp=horse power in an RP setting (except maybe Car Wars)?
*Thinks Viv is spending too much time on those "other" server types* -
Quote:45hp?Originally Posted by Peterbilt
*fires up 45hp leaf blower*
*Claws leaf blower for 1d6 claw dmg....rolls a 5!*
Ha! only 40 more until this beast is dead!
*Is made extra fluffy by the blow-dry counter-attack*
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*Bounces in*
Leaves changing? Cold weather? What are you insane people talking about.
*Sets up a picnic in the 90+ degree weather under the shade of an evergreen tree* -
Quote:*GASP!* You doubt the healing powers of the hottub?!? We must straighten out the non-believer!!!Originally Posted by Fedor
*Returns from the hot tub, rather water logged.*
I'm not sure that worked.
*Takes the sack person off the line and marks him up with strange chalk symbols as he splats him down on the great stone alter*
*Clapping both paws together, a series of random tiki masks pop up from nowhere as catgirls and blue skinned succubi dance around in various states of dress* -
Pffftt! Blankets and rest? I will fix this for him in no time.
*Picks up the sackperson and plunges him into the hottub of miraculous healing waters* -
*Bounces in* Morning all!
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Awww, no birthday wishes yesterday?
*Goes to curl up in the shadowy pit of the forgotten*