Lightning_Sight

you know, banjos dont taste that bad

*takes out spare banjo and starts playing*

*rezzes*

WHAT? NO, THEY delivered it in 15 seconds

*fixes ear drum*

thats better

*starts playing banjo*

i started playing CoX by buying CoV, and i havent bought CoH yet

*rezzes*

yesterday, bought this

*whips out the acme mega vaccum*

*sucks up TeChameleon*

*rezzes*

*grabs Entropy and straps him to a conveyor belt*

*conveyor belt starts moving towards a buzzsaw*

*places bomb by buzzsaw to explode when Entropy dies*

*watches until the explosion*

now that's how MY neighbourhood does it

no, its not nerva

*rezzes*

*looks at DV then at the semi truck behind him*

thank you

*starts the semi truck and runs over DV*

*throws knives at DV inadvertently hitting the hypnotized Luminous*

grrr!!

*summons a pile of anvils above DV*

*watches DV get flattened into paper*

HAHAHA!!! i dont drink coffee

*slices TeChameleon in 2 with a rapier*

*rezzes*

*places black hole under TeChameleon*

cya

*rezzes*

*takes anti-dalek plans*

copies on sale for $10!!!!

*takes rusty stake out of build and impales star*

*rezzes*

remember you werent a dalek no more Hellspite?

*grabs chainsaw and shreds Hellspite's body for good measure*

*rezzes*

*summons infinite amount for carrots for the bunnies*

*turns Build into a carrot and throws him in pile of carrots*

*rabid bunnies devour Build*

*climbs tower*

*rezzes*

*shuts rabid bunny in bomb shelter when exiting*

*gives a permanent lock on the outside*

*throws Build, Luminous_Star, and DV in bomb shelter for the bunny to kill*

*permanently locks shelter*

hehehe

*rezzes*

*looks at mayhem caused*

*sends a nuclear bomb into the room*

*a flag pokes out of the bomb saying "boom"*

*another nuclear bomb nearby explodes while others are distracted*

*hides in bomb shelter*

*rezzes*

*places mines absolutely everywhere*

*jumps in helicopter and snipes a mine from a safe distance causing all mines to explode*

*jumps out of helicopter before someone has a chance to do something*

*rezzes*

i had marshmellows?

*grabs cocked rocking chair and bashes DV, destroying the rocking chair in the process*

my marshmellows!!!

*rezzes*

* takes out a large club with 8 inch nails sticking out*

*beat DV to a bloody pulp*

*rezzes*

*grabs an unknown gun*

*blasts DV, who turns to goo*

*starts walking*

awww [censored], i got rodent on my shoe

*rezzes*

uggggh, ive got a splitting headache

*paralyzes TeChameleon from the neck down*

oooh

*slices Build's ankle just before he dies*

never allow me a long death

lookie what i found

*holds a dalek destroyer gun*

bye bye

*waves and blasts Hellspite*

*looks in garage*

*takes out Max Carnage's Eagle(from Carmageddon 2)*

*runs over Hellspite*

*rezzes*

yes i am sick, but thats why im a villain

*rips apart Build's ribcage and neatly stabs the bones in TeChameleon*

*rezzes*

i have my connections and get my rezzes for free

*shoves TeChameleon's credit plan up his [censored]*

ugh, this is sick

*searches for the pocket with a gun*

[censored]

*grabs something sharp and rams it into his own skull*