Lightning_Sight

*rezzes*

there is no way im letting TeChameleon have the last kill

*shoves TeChameleon in a deep freezer, and then locks him inside*

*rezzes*

*brings a 30 foot tall wolf into town*

get them

*the wolf starts devouring absolutely everything*

*turns invisible before the wolf looks back*

*rezzes*

*blasts Hellspite with a Anti-Dalek gun*

*bans Hellspite from ever using the word Dalek on this thread from now on*

*cuts Hellspit up*

thats torture, but i deserved it

*rezzes*

*smashes DV with a sledgehammer, and feeds DV to a pack of hungry wolves*

*rezzes*

Thanks DV, you closed the portal too soon, im in the time where you were a little vermin

*kills young DV*

*notices the T-rex is still here*

ohhhhh [censored]

*T-rex uses him as chew toy again*

lol, anyways.......

*rezzes in normal timeline*

nect time you do that to me, could you give me some breath freshener. Those lizards need it.

*opens up portal between both timelines, letting the dinosaurs roam the earth*

*cuts TeChameleon and throws him in shark infested waters*

but if im not mistaken, you linked me to the "perfect crystal" part of it, yet you say that the human body lacks a crystalline structure. What is your reasoning, there has been NO experiment that reached absolute zero, therefore, you cannot say that it contradicts the law of matter.

*moves around TeChameleon's head as a cloud of free radicals, clouding his vision*

ah, but it says in that link that in that every lattice element of the structure is in it's proper place whether a single atom or molecular grouping.

*rezzes*

its HOT in here!!!!

*gets angry and has a 4 tonne salt brick fall onto TeChameleon*

uhhhh, if molecular motion ceases, i freeze, not turn into a mushy puddle. BTW im usually called Coldspot, raised in the sub-arctic i was.

*shrugs off the cold and bashes TeChameleon withs his now frozen solid fist*

isnt the world of superheroes fun?

*rezzes*

*taps Entropy on the shoulder*

*gives Entropy a skull crushing blow to the head when he turns around*

gotta love the old fashioned kills

*goes off to put ice on his hand*

*rezzes*

ahh my favorite player to pick on

*whictles as he swings a sledgehammer into DV's face*

man, you have a glass jaw, and your brains look like jello

*brings in the zombies to eat the rest if DV*

You obviously dont know where that popcorn's been. I believe its the same popcorn that was eaten in this thread a while back.

*looks back at other posts*

sry TeChameleon

*steals a black hole from TeChameleon's stock and puts it under Nox*

*Nox gets sucked into the black hole*

*rezzes*

you do know that while my head was on top of the tv, Nox was still on the chair right?

*walks up to Hami-TeChameleon with a monster behind him*

Hami-TeChameleon meet Godzilla, Godzilla meet Jello

*Hami-TeChameleon gets eaten by Godzilla*

okay, i think i've tortures you enough

*grabs knife*

*cuts cable, but leaves tv on*

*rezzes*

*paralyzes Nox_Light, then puts a bar of soap in her mouth and duct tapes her mouth shut*

*cuts off arms and legs, burning the wounds to stop the bleeding*

*staples her eyes open*

*sets Nox_Light on a chair watching Celine Dion videos*

i feel sorry for you already

*rezzes*

ive got a splitting headache

*drops 50 anvils onto Nox_Light, making him thinner than paper*

*rezzes*

new attack? ive taken what's layin around many times

*looks at broken Entropy and laughs*

*looks through "100001 ways to kill"*

ahhh screw it, too many in the book

*rams a dagger through TeChameleon's head*

*rezzes*

so i gave you someone to kill, be happy

*throws daggers into DV's neck, cutting his head off*

*rezzes*

i only killed you because it was a few days after you rezzed me

*picks up used rediculously large hammer*

*beats DV to a bloody pulp*

*taunts GlaDOS*

*GlaDOS hits the door*

1 dent down, many to go

*repeats 20 times*

yay the door has bent moved enough for me to slide through

*gets through door and opens the door*

*hides with banjo before GlaDOS can see me*

*GlaDOS kills Entropy and DV*

*rezzes*

i wasnt gonna kill you that time, days passed, then killed you

*takes violin and beats DV and Entropy with it*

*puts them back in meat grinder*

*sits back and plays the banjo*

no one wants to kill me?

*takes all bodies and grinds them into meat*

*feeds meat to rabid beavers*

Yay!!

just for that DV, i will not kill you this time

*plays a sentimental banjo from the banjo bowl*

*rezzes*

you forgot this one

*pulls out yet another banjo*

*throws a gasoline pail at TeChameleon then throws a lit match in to the gas*

*plays the banjo while TeChameleon burns to death*

*rezzes*

*plays the banjo to the north pole*

*smashes banjo over bladeheart*

there's more where that came from