Lei_Long

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I seemed to be the only girl who read and collected comicbooks. I started collecting at the ripe old age of 6. To hell with being a Princess, I wanted to be a Mutant!!

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That explains alot
<ducks and runs for cover>

Technically I could guess you could throw me in with the Geeks or the Nerds, but I knew so many of the Jocks that I was safe on that front. Hell during my Junior and Senior years, Freshmen knew who I was, yet I have no clue who they were. I mean I lived about 10-15 miles outside of town, and only lived there for 5 years, and wasn't active in any activities at school.

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I wanted to throw rocks at the preppy chicks heads to see if their hair spray would stand up to it.. but my aim wasn't that great.. It's the thought that counts.

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Only if you have mental powers, otherwise aim is everything. I was always the dorky one until Senior year in HS when I fell in with a BAD crowd.

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I was the total outcast friends with everyone, but not in any of the groups.

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I was the girl who put saran wrap on the toilets, clogged the sinks with toilet paper and left the water running.

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Why am I not surprised?

I remember a guy being taped to a bench in the locker room, when I was in high school.
Sophmore PE, one of the guys mocked a Junior that was retaking the class.

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I put the wrap on Cyguy and the little monkey tried to nurse from him.. and considering his breasts are of adequate proportions, I suggested he begin pumping too. He declined.

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ROFLMAO

ROFLMAO

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I nearly dropped the baby today.. i was trying to make dinner and had him against my shoulder.. I reached for a pot and he spazzed out and I caught him.. but it scared the [censored] out of me. I don't think he was hurt, but I've been having a heck of a time getting him down tonight.. he just wants to nurse and nurse. I think I scared the little mite. I feel horrible.

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Isn't that what you got the sling-thingie for?

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I suggest duct tape....and a staple gun for those cute wall hangings.

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lol

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OYG!


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lol

I think the proper term is Surrogate Mother.

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Not identical, one is a boy and one is a girl. Also they aren't biologically my kids and I have no guardianship over them but I love 'em anyway.

30 weeks (give or take) until I have another baby for another couple.

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Baby Factory?

lol
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and remember never Shake a Baby, unless you Shake it Well

<boils water>

So who wants the boiled toddler?

I'm Regen I can take anything...

<pokes teh GP with a stick>

lol

Hand them a burlap sack each?

<hands IdNemesis a bucket of diapers>

Take care of that...

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As of now in this forum, Biological children are now required to be born with...

A Mute Button
A Pause Button
The Sudden Urge to Clean their rooms
Unending Attention to Prevent "Boredom"
Pet Sense (so they know the litter box needs to be cleaned)
A Pull Start (for the mornings they just WONT get out of bed)
For Boys: The Will Mom will approve my Girlfriend Sense
For Girls: The Will Dad shoot this guy sense

And last but not least....

Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)

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lol

<pokes belly>

Is it ready yet?

<pokes belly>

Is it ready yet?

<pokes belly>

Is it ready yet?.....

<sends GP crab legs and lots of butter>

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Hope everything's ok, GP

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We all do GP

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Good Luck!

Not really, but wasteful of money, yes.