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	Taco Bell cause I've never heard of Taco Time
 
 McDonald's or Burger King
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	On the tenth day of Forum-mas, my true love gave to me:
 
 Ten levels of nested quotes
 999999 Catsis a-bouncing
 Eight 'doom' predictors
 Seven identical threads
 Six trolls a-baiting
 Five Brand New Forum Games~
 Four flamers flaming
 Three red names lurking
 Two HeroCons
 And a reference to the Cockroach Empire.
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	On the eighth day of States-mas, my true love gave to me:
 
 Eight giant-green-gem muggings
 Seven Slaughtered Shivans
 Six reactor runs
 Five Catch-A-Breaths
 Four buffing towers
 Three Heavy-handed nerfs
 Two Security Chiefs (?)
 And an MoSTF badge
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	On the fourth day of States-mas, my true love gave to me:
 
 Four buffing towers
 Three Heavy-handed nerfs
 Two Security Chiefs (?)
 And an MoSTF badge
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	On the second day of States-mas, my true love gave to me:
 
 Two Security Chiefs (?)
 And an MoSTF badge
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	On the fourth day of Recluse-mas my true love gave to me
 
 Four Bane Spider Henchmen
 Three Efficiency Experts
 Two Flyer patrols beginning
 And a crab spider on the half shell ♪ ♪♪
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	On the seventh day of Villain-mas, my true love gave to me,
 
 Seven stalkers slinking
 Six Snakes a'hissing
 Five LOTR's
 Four patron arcs
 Three Longbow agents
 Two free server transfers
 And A Destined One fresh from the Zig.
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	On the twelfth day of Atlas-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Twelve obscene dialogues
 Eleven sexy catgirls,
 Ten out-leveled contacts
 Nine Vets a-lounging
 Eight Noobs-a-noobin'
 Seven Council ambushing
 Six Heroes dancing
 Fiiiive monkeeey faaaaarms!
 Four adjoining zones
 Three hero brutes
 Two costume contests
 And a lowbie spamming plz PL meh
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	On the fifth day of Atlas-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Fiiiive monkeeey faaaaaarms!
 Four adjoining zones,
 Three Hero Brutes,
 Two Costume Contests,
 And a lowbie spamming plz PL meh.
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	On the first day of Atlas-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 A lowbie spamming plz PL meh.
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	word one <> one word
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	On the eleventh day of TF-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Eleven needlessly-complicated office maps
 Ten more defeat-all missions
 Nine bombs to defuse.
 Eight spawned Babbages
 Seven Phalanx contacts
 Six falling swords
 Five courier missions
 Four silly cutscenes
 Three defeat-all missions
 Two Positron adventures
 And a tower buffed Lord Recluse
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	On the ninth day of TF-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Nine bombs to defuse.
 Eight spawned Babbages
 Seven Phalanx contacts
 Six falling swords
 Five courier missions
 Four silly cutscenes
 Three defeat-all missions
 Two Positron adventures
 And a tower buffed Lord Recluse
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	On the third day of TF-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Three defeat-all missions
 Two Positron adventures
 And a tower buffed Lord Recluse!
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	On the fourth day of Hollow-mas my true love gave to me
 
 Four pumicites
 Three Skull girlfriends
 Two icy slides in Frostfire's hideout
 And one cop under siege
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	On the eighth day of Rikti-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Eight 'ploding pylons.
 Seven UXBs
 Received: Quantum Laser. Quantity: Six.
 The Honnnorrrreeeeee
 Four Riders
 Three Downed Dropships
 Two Rikti portals
 And a half-dead Rikti monkey
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	On the tenth day of CoX-mas my true love gave to me,
 
 Ten respec tokens
 Nine Thousand Tickets
 Eight Statesman Masks
 Seven Alignment Merits
 Six Incarnate Shards
 Five Hami Gooooooooooooooo's ♪ ♫
 4,000,000,000 inf
 Three Candy Cane Salvage
 Two Armageddons
 and a shiny new Hecatomb set
