LR: Hey Earl!
Earl: Hey, Crab Man.
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Lord Recluse speaking before his villains
LR: I am glad you could all be here today. Despite our combined power, we are still not strong enough to defeat Statseman and his accursed Freedom Phalanx. But today, that changes. We have a new powerful ally. One who will ensure our total world domination! I give you....
Lord Recluse dramatically holds up a small grey kitten
LR: Mittens McWiskers! Bwuhahahahahahahaha!
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On televisions and computer monitors across Paragon City, Lord Recluse's face appears!
LR: Citizens of Paragon City! I have someone here who wants to talk to you!
The camera pans down to reveal Recluse's shirtless torso, which has been painted to look like a giant face, with a belly button mouth and nipple eyes. Lord Recluse speaks in a high pitched voice.
LR: Hey Kids! I'm Billy the Belly, and I'm gonna whistle you a song!
Lord Recluse starts to whistle a jaunty tune.
