Karl_Rove_Man

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by PhoenixOfSyrinx View Post
    Mr. GM Ocho is going to <3 us tomorrow when he walks into work to find that we posted all over his forums. I can see it now

    Ocho *logs onto forums* "oh my gawd! wtf Karl what have you done, this is going to take a whole days work just to do damage control" *calls Posi*
    "Posi we have an issue*

    Posi "yeah what is it?"

    Ocho "Its Karl"

    Posi ". . .aww crap. . ."

    Ocho "what should we do"

    Posi "what can we do? Its Karl..."
    I'm pretty sure they have an alarm used just for me.
  2. Alrighty, off to bed...who's coming with?
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sentai_Sage View Post
    I''m posting on a videogame forum about every 30 seconds. How could I be doing any less work?
    Delete some things on your work computer. Start with any folder called "work".
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Fo_Shizzle View Post
    ZOMG ERIC, How could you!
    Dangit Steve..don't give out our names!
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    Originally Posted by Sentai_KB View Post

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    Originally Posted by Sun_Splitter View Post
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    | WAIT WUT?!?!!?!??
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    I've got something that'll make him pay attention to us...

    ...

    Wait where did I put it?

    ...

    Oh here i-

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    O o
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    | PYRAMID!!!
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  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sentai_Sage View Post
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    Originally Posted by Sun_Splitter View Post
    No lazer for you! Stop it!

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  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sentai_Sage View Post
    Holy freaking cow, there are people on the forums during my Night Shift?
    We're doing a Master of the Forums run for the badge
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sentai_Sage View Post
    brb re-rolling my tank again.

    And this is my new favorite thread.
    Are you a Kickblast?
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SweetPayne View Post
    If you stop dying on TF's, he wouldn't have to threaten your life.
    I may have beat him by a death or two.
  10. I can hit the high notes in that song.
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Fo_Shizzle View Post
    What's he going to say? I bet Karl is more entertaining.
    And now a song and dance.

    In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
    Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
    With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
    Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
    Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
    Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
    Babys in reno with the vitamin d
    Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
    Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
    About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
    Dont believe everything that you breathe
    You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
    So shave your face with some mace in the dark
    Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

    Yo. cut it.

    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

    Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
    Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
    cuz ones got a weasel and the others got a flag
    Ones on the pole, shove the other in a bag
    With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
    The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
    He hung himself with a guitar string
    A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing
    You cant write if you cant relate
    Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax fallin on a termite
    Thats chokin on the splinters

    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
    (get crazy with the cheese whiz)
    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
    (drive-by body-pierce)
    (yo bring it on down)
    Soooooooyy....

    (Im a driver, Im a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
    (I cant believe you)
    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
    (schprechen sie deutches, baby)
    Soy un perdedor
    Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?
    (know what Im sayin? )
  12. Karl_Rove_Man

    Pwnz

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Karl_Rove_Man View Post
    Yesterday. Day before. Day before that. -TheOcho
    Oh right...

    Thanks TheOcho! See you tomorrow.
  13. lol, World of Waffles sux. All they want is your money, and then they give you stale waffles with the other trillion waffle-eaters that play World of Waffles.
  14. Karl_Rove_Man

    test

    I would just like to announce:

    THE TEST HAS FAILED!!!
  15. Karl_Rove_Man

    Pwnz

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Hallway_Kid_RAGE View Post
    that really happend? i thought it was a dream
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Old_Reliable View Post
    bibbity bobbity bacon!
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    Originally Posted by Evil_Doc_Boy View Post
    Howdy fellas how are you doing today?

    Holy crap! It's good to see all you old PWZers back. I can't remember the last time all four of us were in the same thread.

    Yesterday. Day before. Day before that. -TheOcho
  16. We need more Donut Buzz...

    Even in game I barely hear any chatter about Sentai Sage Donut™. Personally, I am so excited about it and the possibility of changing filling. I really want to move my jelly to cream because I prefer the cream side but I also prefer the jelly archetypes. (I just feel they are more fun) We already "know" a few things about Donut:

    1) Beta will probably start around Oct-Nov

    2) Interesting enough, I think it could release this year. Ice Cream Cone entered beta either in late August or early September. -- It was then released on Oct 31st...

    2A) Donut could see a December release. If SSD went into beta in Oct or Nov it would follow the same time frame of the SSICC beta and be released just in time for Christmas. (Which a business would try to shoot for)

    3) We know Donut is adding at least two new icings: caramel, bacon. I believe ALL the ATs may see a new icing. Remember that old icing poll from a while back? (When we got butterscotch and dual chocolate), Perhaps we may see some of those.

    4) I also hope we see COMPLETE proliferation. Since there are no new icings being added more focus could be on porting all the sets to each side. white chocolate bear claws, fruit glazed donut holes, etc.

    5) Alternate Animations -- I really think Issue 16 is the tip of the iceberg. I believe Donut is going to give us a LOT more customization and copy Pączki Online. In Pączki Online you can take a plain donut and choose the animation, IE a sprinkles can come from the chest, hand, fist, head, etc. We've already seen this with Food Architect and spaghetti, I think we'll see even more so in Donut.

    6) New Missions -- I think Donut Earth is going to revamp missions. We're going to see a balance of the door missions we currently have but also see outdoor missions similar to Pączki Online. I also believe Donut Earth will be co-op due to this factor. I really believe the outdoor missions and certain door missions you perform set your filling. (cream or jelly) -- An example could be: There is an attack in part of the city, do you eat the donut in the morning for breakfast, or at dinner?

    7) Post level 50 progression -- I think they are going to take the idea from World of Waffles(And Ever-Ramen did this before this) and do post level 50 progression without a level system. The way Ever-Ramen did it was a system called Alternate Spice Packet. Basically, at max level you could set your experience gain to go toward earning Spice Packets. These Spice Packets could be spent to increase various aspects of a Ramen such as salty, shrimpy, crit salty, etc. As you got more spice packets you could buy abilities like more broth(A passive ability that sometimes gave you an extra broth when you spooned), an AOE ramen noodle(with a 10 min cooldown), etc.

    World of Waffles is doing a similar system in their expansion called the Belgian's path. From what it sounds like, via questing you can unlock extra toppings for your waffle and passive bonuses. There are several paths to take and a character can respec them.

    8) End game content -- I also think we will see varied end game content. More difficult material geared toward the maxed out donut.
  17. We have not had any new Donut news in over 2 months. I have officially bought a life-time subsciption to Ho-hos, and will now lol at your Donut expansion.


    lol.
  18. LOL @ PoS, your rep does not affect me. Thou are beneath me mortal...thou shall not speaketh to me-eth until thou has a larger post count!

    Also, I hate that Sun Splitter so much!
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Az'rial View Post
    I knew it had to be you Karl!!! I bet that you were trying to create the most offensive bannable toon and it crashed the server for your creation's pure eeeeeeewwwwwness!

    I couldn't even look at my own creation!
  20. Karl_Rove_Man

    Pwnz

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Doctor Vivian View Post
    Also the Forum Rules state that you are not permitted to disclose communications between the Forum Administrators and yourself. Be careful, we wouldn't want you ending up like poor Statesman_NA.
    What's wrong with Statesman_NA?
  21. Karl_Rove_Man

    Pwnz

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by IdioticGenius View Post
    What about a giant lizard girl with boobs who looks like they'd **** you in prison?
    That's not prison...that's Heaven.
  22. Awww, I never made it out of the character creator.

  23. I have a pretty good feeling that we will see actual branching story lines. Which path we choose will probably affect some morality compass, but the tech to do branching story lines will most likely be transferred to the MA.
  24. Karl_Rove_Man

    Pwnz

    Dude, Mod 8 loves boobs. Not giant lizard guys who look like they'd **** you in prison.