JennyDevice

Soviet balloon animals.

Lollipop Candy once gave JD an enhancement that was sold and provided her with enough influence to get a cape.

It's the little things you remember.

Two of the saddest words I know..."The End".

Hi, my name's Jenny!
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I would like a three cheese pepperoni pizza with pineapple, ham, WD-40 and a 2-liter bottle of antifreeze, please! This will be on somebody else's credit card.
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You do too?
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Radio show?
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A question? Okay, uh...are your gears running?
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Well then you'd better catch them!
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Hello? Hello?

CoH was my first mmporg, and I couldn't have asked for a better time-sink. Happy Anniversary!

This is the paper one, isn't it? Will money be okay?