JagBlade

*Bursts into the Rookery with C-4 Strapped to his armor*

HAPPY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR!!!

*Pushes the detonator, confetti sprays everywhere*

*Falls back in the chair he was sleeping in. He puts the flashing light on his bicycle and rides after Fedor*

PULL IT OVER BUDDY! THAT'S WAY PAST THE SPEED LIMIT!

*Turns on his very terrifying Police Bike Siren...Ching ching! Ching ching!*

*After falling asleep at the gunnery position he awakens to an ice covered house and snow covered armor*

Eh...well...12 Grinches took my crap...My house is frozen...you know what this means folks!

*Pulls off his boots and slides around the kitchen floor in his socks while blasting the Happy Feet Original Score*

Once again folks, Happy Christmahannakwanzakuh!

That bastage can steal my Christmas when he makes it past my front lawn...

*Throws open his window and rolls up a loaded 105mm Howitzer*


Happy Friggin' New Year Mr. Grinch...

*Rappels down the chimney of the Rookery, his Armor in a festive white and red camoflauge. Rather than wearing a helmet he wears a Santa hat w/ Night Vision Goggles and carries a Snow-Thrower.*

What? I can still be destructive around the holidays of peace and...quiet....and....*sighs* this sucks...

((Merry Christmahannakwanzakuh peoples!))

*Simply plops down on the couch and makes himself a snow cone*

I personally would love to be allowed to mod for CoH. Even though I can't do anything complicated, I would like to switch out sound effects for some of the powers. The assault rifle sound effects are so dull and repetitive I had always wondered what replacing the Sniper Shot with a musket sound effect would be like. Or perhaps an AK or M style weapon sound effect added to burst or Full-Auto?

*sighs*

Maybe one day NCsoft will realize these mods are CLIENT side and that only those who use them can hear / see them. It's all audio and visual, they can't be used to exploit to my knowledge. That means no instant levels, no massive damage or health increases.

*Places a slice of Pepperoni Pizza on the trap. He then turns around, covers his eyes, and counts to 10. Afterwards he turns around and dives onto it*

Pizza!

OH SHI-

*Dives into the rookery tackling F M J. He begins beating him in the back with the stock of his rifle*

NEW PERSON! Who are you?! Why are you here?! You're a spy aren't you?!

*Growls and threatens to hold you captive in the pillow fort without trial*

HERESY! HERESY I SAY!

I bid -200,000,000 Influence! Beat that!

*Speeds in on a panzer cycle (for those of you who have played Mercenaries 2) and goes straight to the nearest loop. He attempts to drive it up and around like in the circus only to fall as he nears the first diagonal angle.*

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

*Thud, he lays on his back, the panzercycle under him*

Mornin' folks!

Nein, Metal Gear Awesome!

GRAY FLOX! (Gray Fox!)

*Dives in early*

GRAY FLOX!

So...adorable....shields, can't...

AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

*Head explodes from cuteness*

Would I win if a posted a picture of my doggy who died this past february due to unknown reasons? It wasn't exactly painless in any sense of the word for her. Didn't even get to see her one last time to say goodbye.

*Manly weeps under his helmet and hides in his pillow fort*

I'm within a militaristic state of mind. So here is my version of "cute."

But wasn't he spreading lies saying Cap'n Mak- I mean Crunch's cereal cuts the roof of your mouth? Hence he went to the mafia?

I counter your flying circus with the holy grail!

EAT HOLY HAND GRENADE YOU HAMSTER!

Isn't he the cartoon cereal equivalent to Simon Cowell?

*Cries in a corner*

Stop it! you people are scaring me!!!

Could it be Chocamel?

AHH! HELP! THE CLERGYMEN ARE BURYING ME ALIVE! I SEE DI- Is this chocolate?

Oh the little turtle clo- I mean sack person...

*waves with his boot*

'Ello...

*Crashes his hang-glider in through the skylight. He then just lays there beneath it on his back, his legs sticking out*

Morning folks...

*@_@*

Fedor! I'll save ya little buddy!

*Sprays at Rad*

*Grabs a few cans of silly string and pours the contents into the fuel tank of his flamethrower*

Now I can be safe while also being violent!

*Sprays silly string all over the nearest couch with crazed laughter*

*After being knocked out cold yesterday by several people dropping down on him, he claws his way out of the leaves*

Whew...what a day, seriously @_@