Healix

Spongebob Squarepants invited me to his home for a drink. It had a great ocean view, and we had a nice chat. I left, knowing I needed to find dry land soon. My trapped air was getting stale. And then...

I realized I was in a raft in the middle of the ocean, just drifting. I was sunburned everywhere but the place behind my spoincloth. Did I only imagine the voice? Was I losing my mind from lack of KFC and wine? And then...

She told me she had fallen in love with another, and it was over between us. My heart was broken in a million pieces. I began to cry so hard, water filled the streets and swept me away. And then...

It must be one sharp tie!
Tie pierce

On my way to the hospital people kept saying, "I LOVE your outfit! Where did you buy it?" So instead of having it removed I opened up a boutique named Spoincloth Ltd. One day a very famous actor came into my store! And then...

I gave him some antacid tablets. He thanked me and handed me a strange little box then ran off. And then...

I said bye bye to the American Pie, and drove off to the levee in my Chevy. On the way I picked up a hitchiker with very blonde hair, steely blue eyes and an accent. And then...

I avoided Mr. Jimmy....he looked bad, but he followed me all around the drugstore till I talked to him. He said he'd been pretty ill and asked me to go to the Amazon to bring back a miracle cure. I said ok. And then...

I stopped thinking about it long and hard and thought about it short and floppy..no sir, I didn't want to think about it any more.So I got up and looked at my foot. OMG! and then...

He was spinning out of control and drifted into the rupture into an alterate universe. He landed on a hill surrounded by strange flora and fauna. It felt as if someone were watching him! and then....

He went into the kitchen to grab some munchies. He heard strange noises from the dishwasher! He peered inside and a huge hairy hand grabbed him and pulled him in!!!!! And then...

Bruce revealed he was a decendant of the Tsoo and said that there was a Golden Child somewhere in Paragon. And then...

Stan came to my rescue and stopped them from harming me, saying it was a test to bring them all together. (He showed everyone he was still 'intact' and we all had a good laugh.) Then he revealed the plan behind this massive hero gathering. And then...

He called Jenny, and she told him I was a superhero in disguise! When he found out my secret identity he rushed off to create a new comic about me. And then...

I found that I had wandered right in front of a local Thrift Store. I went inside and purchased some retro clothing, and I looked cool! As soon as I stepped outside there was a flash of light, and then...

The shrink got him to remove his mask and reveal himself!! and then...

I finished the meal off by opening my fortune cookie. It had a secret, encoded message on it! and then...

I realized I was totally obsessed with Kheldarn, and needed therapy. I immediatly went to see Dr. Drew, and then...

I grabbed the toe and began pulling it out of the Teriyaki. It was Fred Flintstone!!! And then...

suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light and I was transported back in time! And then.....

I found myself in a dark underground tunnel. As I made my way along, I heard a deep growl...and then..

I got arrested fot doing such a gross and stupid thing in public. I got thrown in a cell with a book that the last inmate had left behind..I opened it and then...

Didn't you read the fine print??? You get a free My Kitty tattoo directly above the one you wanted..

my face began to swell to four times its normal size! I ran to the mirror and then...

I hopped on my moped an started peddling furiously to the closest Red Cross location. And then...