Healix

A one way bus ticket to Trannsylvania.

I paid a song and a prayer and got...

Buy shoes that are 5 times bigger than your feet and wear them everywhere with your normal clothes.

Hmmm...I guess I really lucked out. I used my credit card for my first acct, and Paypal for the second. Only clicked once, waited for stuff to load then the 'accepted!' note came up. Was then sent to the 'apply code/upgrade account both times. Got 'successful' on both. I am so sorry so many people had such a hard time. Wish I had an answer, but perhaps it's cause I waited till the wee hours to buy.

hold my hand in my pants-Hootie and the Blowfish

Indian head nickel (I spelled it wrong..lol)

a jar of human teeth and a CD rewinder.

I paid my life savings and got...

a a snipe trap and one of Madonna's pointy bras

I paid an Indian head nickle and got...

I started a joke in my pants-Bee Gees

I made three wishes that were granted that changed my life. And then...

A 60" chest, 24" biceps and a 12" waist.

I paid $.39 and soda bottle cap and got...

Hot monkey love.

I paid a used movie ticket and an old toothless comb and got...

Invite a bunch of people to a party. Serve real mudpies and snacks made from sawdust and motor oil.

Wear a hat made of a live alligator.

I said 'OW' and he slowly vanished before my eyes, laughing maniacally. I was in a room surrounded by ghosts. I ran down the dark spooky hallways and came to another room. Slowly I opened the door.There was an empty soda can on the floor. And then...

Take a long stick of celery and use it like a sword on everyone you see.

Wear all your clothes backwards whenever in public.

I realized it was someone else dressed in a Statesman costume. I Pulled off his mask...and then...

a Chia Head and some grass seeds.

I paid $.43 and a little blue toy cavalry soldier for...

Take a bunch of stuffed animals, put leashes on them and drag them along everywhere you go.

It was the DWCP (Down With Cheek Pinching) protest group holding signs and getting unruly. They came toward me. And then...

a partridge in a cactus. (For slightly more, you could have gotten the pear tree.)

I paid $24.99 and got....

I was dragged along hallways and through doors by a figure covered in bloody bandages. It was so dark I couldn't see the face, but soon we enterd a lit room. And then...

Stand on a busy street corner and passionately makeout with a turn signal post.

a Ford Pinto.

I paid a necklace made of human teeth and a bag of navel lint and got...

Wear a rubber fake bald head and let your hair stick out from under it.

She went to clean the barf off, so I made my escape. I ran down the halls but made a wrong turn into the basement. It was dark and creepy there. I looked for a way out. And then...

a membership to the 'Barney' fan club.

I paid 15 silver certificates and got...

It grabbed me and threw me against the wall. As I faded into unconsciousness another figure appeared. And then...