GhostLotus

"Hmmph, weaklings", her thoughts found life in the form of her voice muttered underneath her breath as Ayame leant against the trunk of a tree in the shade, resting from performing her katas all the while keeping the two in the corner of her vision.

While this place was under an understood 'neutral zone' treaty , that she would obey out of respect for 'giri', she would keep them in eyesight, it was how she was trained, let none, friend or enemy escape your notice.

Their little interplay was filed away in her mind, thoughts circling around in her head along the vein of "A warrior knows loss but must accept that as a part of life" and all her expirences with the loss of her clan, by her own hand, and her subsequent flight to another nation, but alas such thoughts were best left for another day, so with that in mind she focused on her training.

Turning her eyes back towards the wooden dummy, she once again began her drill, losing herself in the zen of repetitive actions while subconciously counting how many strikes to each vital point, one could not lose their edge after all, they would end up like her targets.

43. You spend more time creating a costume so that when you rstone tanker punches, the spikes on their gloves impact the enemy's crotch.

44. Magma Lords suddenly appear on the endangered species after you leave the zone.

45. You stop and kick enemies off the rooftops and laugh in malacious glee at their flying bodies.

46. Your stone tanker looks like a gothic lolita and everytime you run into battle your cry is "EEeee HENTAI!" right before she smashes them with a giant stone hammer.

1019: If I do cause dragons to erupt from the PC's backsides I will not decide a mummy king appears, because they will need the TP.

1020: When traversing through founders I will repeat "I am a Hero, hero's do not kick snipers off buildings", in my head.

1021: I am not proficient in halfling

1022: Dwarf Tossing is NOT an official sport

1023: I will remember I cannot take the paladin's breasplate and use it as a makeup mirror.

1024: When facing an agent I will not say "It Ends Tonight", it is cheesy and my team members tend to let me die.

1025: When facing any enemy group, I will take out anthing that uses electricity as a weapon FIRST.

1026: I will not use the stone tank as a way to take out the electricity weilders, they get a bit peeved.

1027: "Your face is an (Insert last word opponent used" is not a viable taunt to a dragon, becuase then they will just eat you.

1028: I am not allowed to bathe the elf in any sort of glaze sauce, or add spices, and offer him to the dragon while tied up on a pole...., Again.

1013: I will not, under any circumstances, implore my rogue dark elven god for help, It leads to pantheons dying.

1014: If I do ask for help, when we are to become the new gods, I cannot choose "Half dark elven goddess of childbirth and lesbian pregnancies".

1015: My monk is not proficient in Asura Strike

1016: Even if she were, I cannot use it on the naive would be warrior, even if he DOES say she looks hot in the robes.

1005: My thrashing dragon may not eat another party member's boyfriend.

1006: My get of fenris may, but only AFTER he's insulted her

1007: I am not proficient in "Boot To The Head"

Relucent: Switchfoot - Stars | Powerman 5000 - Bombshell

Hearts Blade: Acid - 0:00AM | Tsunami Bomb - The Invasion From Within

Subglacial: Madonna - Frozen | Evanessence - Going Under

Amazing Acrogirl: Our Lady Peace - Clumsy | Jem - They

Starpunch Punk: NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl | Sum 41 - Angels With Dirty Faces | The Offspring - Come Out Swinging

[color= pink] ooh! ooh! Me!
click the psycotic link at the bottom, I request one of Violet Dusk, and maybe hei-ling?

My two fav charries [/color]

definitely gonna have to commish after I get my first paycheck from new job.. *pauses...sniffles* Wahhh, Who the heck hires someone on the 12th of june but says their first day is the 27th?!, I need money! ;_;

When having eaten four aim enhancers, loaded buildup, standing directly behind the enemy and starting assassin strike, you will miss, and start getting pounded on.

When having to clear lost from any area, there will be a billion errinites and rectors, and not one single lost will drop a mez protection tab for ya.

When you finally clear said lost, THEN you get the mez protections.

You wanted to be Rock-1 Growing up
Or you vehemently defended that bumblee was NOT useless

You have every early-late seventies, eighty's and early 90's cartoon theme, on cdr, and you listen to them while driving.
(Or you sing them with friends just as old as you, nothing's funnier than a bunch of people going out and going "Bionics On, Rock-1!" xD).