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But...Weasel, you mix DMHO with 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine every morning!

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Heh. I prefer to mix DMHO with CH3 - (CH2)n - CO2 - Na2+ every day, but whatever floats your boat...

In...deeed.

I'm going to spend the weekend doing Episode 10, but it'll take quite a while to get everything in. Until then, I've updated the site to include Episodes Eight and Nine, I've fixed the "About Ben" page (Max...you know which one I mean. ) as well as put a link up for the "Special Editions", of which there's currently one.

That pretty much counts as a major site overhaul for me.

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Of course, the original had clips of me doing backflips, fighting crime, sliding over the hood of a car with a gun out, practicing martial arts, and combing my massive 'fro...

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It'd be a shame to let that go to waste!
Maybe it's an idea for a celebration 'intemesso eppisode' after the 10th?


BTW, how are you stacked up on questions?

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I'm more stacked than someone with a tray full of purples.

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30 seconds on a tital sequence?

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It's better that, then the full length, 3 minute title sequence.

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To true LOL

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Of course, the original had clips of me doing backflips, fighting crime, sliding over the hood of a car with a gun out, practicing martial arts, and combing my massive 'fro...

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30 seconds on a tital sequence?

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It's better that, then the full length, 3 minute title sequence.

Besides, watch out, Thorny. Next episode's your question, and it's going to be a looong one.

I'll be updating the website with links for both episode eight and episode nine on the weekend...and probably making episode 10, if my guest speaker can get her stuff together.

In the meantime, here's Episode Nine , with Jummy asking the question. Enjoy.

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True, but even in that case, a recent study has found that over 95% of American School children under the age of 13 have a significant amount of DHMO in their bloodstream, and the figures show little chance of it stopping in the near future.

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Out of curiousity, was this study conducted recently enough to have been after George W Bush took over the Presidency? If so, it speaks volumes about his character, that he hasn't done anything about this.

All very true, but I believe you've forgotten that dihydrogen monoxide, even by itself, can be a very strong cleaning agent, and is used as such in everyday life. I think more people need to be aware of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. Everybody must read this thread, and be alert.

Chubby....cheeks?

...forgive any typs, I've had 8 pints of Krony in the past three hours.

Thanks for watching. I'm going to one a week, but next weeks'll be good. And, in two weeks, I have a special guest star!

Everybody say "oooooooh"

Word. That's a sweet rap, man.

The short, backpain-inspired hiatus is over, and I'm happy to bring you all

Episode Eight

(The website will be updated shortly)

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Threatening Z? Bwa?

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Anyway, I can just threaten FG with the Forum Praetorians. Beware Glassjaw and Tunneller!

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I didn't threaten to kill you. I threatened to kill....uhm....Chuck Norris?

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Episode Seven is now up. Thanks to ShadowGhost to asking it.

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Yay! my pleasure.
Oh, and might I comment that treathening Zortel like that isn't such a good idea...

I hope your back stops hurting soon (unless that means you'll be going after Z sooner )

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Threatening Z? Bwa?

Thorny, your question is going to take a lot of serious thought, as it's a topic that I've never really considered. Don't worry, though, I've polled an expert in the field, and might get that expert to do a guest shot on a very special "Ask A Ben".

Don't worry, though. Although it happens, and it's rarely a pretty thing, from what I gather, it happens to a few men around your age, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Here's the chronological order of the next couple of Ask A Ben's (in order of recieving the questions):

8 - Aeronaut
9 - Jummy
10 - Thorny Devil
11 - Zortel
12 - Rebel O.Vile
13 - Empath
14 - Solar
15 - Stasis
16 - Blast Burn
17 - Hidden Healer

Episode Seven is now up. Thanks to ShadowGhost to asking ir. Next episode will be an answer to Aeronaut's question.

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African or European Swallow?

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I'm not sinking so low as to start quoting a Monty Python bit verbatim. BIG SMILEY FACE!

Since i7 was released on the Test Server, and people are all a-flutter about the new Superman Returns trailer (it -is- extremely cool) I decided to up the ante, so to speak, and to a real City Of Heroes based question, centred around Issue Seven.

Super_Heroine gets hers.

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Nice evolution radio plug on the end of Ask A Ben. In fact, if you provided an audio-only version I'd definitely spam it on the air (and force the other DJs to do likewise). Would AAB still work as an audio-only thingum though?

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A lot of it would, some of it wouldn't. Certainly, I could revise it so the humour would be purely audio only. As for the plug, I felt bad about not being able to sit in on the i7 Preview show.

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I suppose I should ask a question as well. Would it be morally wrong to crossbreed a monkey and a melon to form a Monkelon, and then market it with the tag line "The handy snack that walks so you don't have to!"?

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Yee....no. I'll get on that one. I've garnered enough questions, including yours, to last me through the end of the month, if I space them out. Got some real beaut's from Zortel again, and Jummy asked a good and fun one.

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Do a question on I7 next - toggle-dropping and nerfing seem to be the flavor of the moment

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I'm sorry, that wasn't in the form of a question.

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I wasn't meaning for me to ask the question

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Well, if you're not going to provide for Ask A Ben, you really shouldn't -watch- Ask A Ben. In fct, I'm going to make some new rules, and put them up on the refrigerator.

Rules....rules....Rules.

1. Super_Heroine can not watch Ask A Ben.
2. ....Since you're so smart, let's see how you go without the Internet, too! 2 - Super_Heroine cannot use the Internet.

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Do a question on I7 next - toggle-dropping and nerfing seem to be the flavor of the moment

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I'm sorry, that wasn't in the form of a question.

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The editing was less manic this time - a stylistic choice?

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More of a 'ehhh' choice. There was a lot I wanted to say, becuase, whilst I'm generally a fan of the HP books, a lot of it still annoys me. The whole 'petulant' thing Harry goes through in The Order Of The Phoenix - indicative that Harry's a typical teen, but...I hate teenage angst. I actually had to cut out my comments about The Worst Witch (praising Tim Curry for two minutes) which I regret.

Fielding questions by Silver Weasel, Ask A Ben 5 is now live. Please note, boys and gals, that I only have one more question left to answer. If you like Ask A Ben, and you want to see more, you know what to do.

Ask A Ben Webisode Four is now up...and, although I originally wasn't going to take this one, I'm running low on questions to answer. Praise Z's love of wood!
Ask A Ben Webisodes

I had a few comments about the low volume on the webisode, so I went over it. Clicking the link in my sig will pull up the (admittedly shoddy) Ask A Ben site, where you can view the new version.

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oh and I forgot to thank you for not picking on my about makeing that post asking when I7 was out as I was new. thanks. I've met pople on fourms who just flame anyone weither they're new or not.

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Not a problem. I only answer questions that have been sent to me to answer FOR the webcasts, not individually pick them off the forums. That way, I can't use it as a tool for flaming people.