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  1. Heh, that reminds me of when I make cornbread muffins. If they stay on the counter to long our boy cat jumps up and takes a bite out of the very top of every muffin. He doesn't actually like them, he never takes more than one bite. But he always takes a bite out of EVERY single one! Maybe he's checking to see if he will like the next one any better.
  2. What? I ordered the biggest sub sammich they made! The 12 foot Godzilla Club! It should be plenty.
  3. Hmmm, I suppose it would be best to deal with such a dangerous...ly cute predator.

    Prepare the netguns First Mate Saist, we are gonna catch us a BeckyNinjaPixieShark!
  4. *Wanders in and pulls a lever which sends the entire Rookery 20,000 leagues under the sea! He then grabs a donut and presses his nose against the picture window to watch the fish swim by.*
  5. *Snuggles the FeyFey and VexXxa while being gnawed upon.*

    GAH! No drooling!

    Hi Tramontane
  6. *Presses a button and his armor pops off and compresses to a tiny brief case.*

    Ok, am cuddly again!

    *And with that he flying GLOMPS VexXxa!*
  7. You don't like my armor? It's AWESOME!
  8. *ZOOMS through the window wearing his newly completed, Iron Sackman suit! He loops around and lands lightly on the counter beside the donut plate.*

    Allo...

    VexXxaGlomperPogoPogoBattlePhillyFeyFey
  9. Hmm I would stop him but cartoons is on.

    Hiya VexXxaGlomper!
  10. Or you could be the female version of Q! Gimme some gadgets!!
  11. Good morning VexXxaGlomper!

    Interesting question FeyFey, perhaps you are the dangerous, lovely agent from antoher country chasing the same villain?

    *Passes the FuzzyTiger a donut.*

    Oh, Road Runner is on next!
  12. *Noms on the donut happily and waves to Arachnid.*

    Wow, this is the best trap ever! Morning Neko

    *He leans back in the recliner and sips come cocoa.*
  13. *Iz THWOMPED by the pillow and knocked flat.*

    I have to wonder who comes up with these plans, this seems a rather inefficient way to get inside.
  14. Hmmm... well there is no door. Just a thing that looks like a door but is not. So I must do the time honored spy tactic of getting myself captured.

    *He finds the nearest security camera and begins to make faces at it.*

    Hey super villain, you can't catch me! I am the world's greatest sekrit spy!
  15. *Circles around the base, still dressed in a tuxedo instead of something even remotely appropriate for sneaking work.*

    Hallo TwipperTuxedo. Have you seen a door into the base anywhere?
  16. *ZOOMS through the door in a British Racing Green Aston Martin Vanquish.*



    *As the car screeches to a halt he leaps from it wearing a stylish tuxedo with the tie undone.*



    The name is Bond, Sack Bond. I'm tracking a dangerous sekrit agent named Becky. Has anyone seen her?

    Good morning...

    FeyFeyPogoPogoDetraSheckyBeckyNinjaPixieKittehSais tBattlePhilly
  17. I don't haz no appointments scheduled.

    Hey StunPanda hi Tramontane
  18. *Swings from tree to tree and lands lightly near a donut bush.*

    Hallo...

    BattleNekoDaKittehVexXxaGlomperPogoPogoBeckyNinjaP ixieKittehPuppehSaistPrincessFuzzyTigerArachnidShe cky
  19. *Hands from his grapple hook near the ceiling.*

    That elephant almost squashed the Fuzzy Tiger!

    Cappeh! Those plans are MINE! Hi Saist
  20. *Twists around and grabs onto Neko, beginning a trampoline tussle!*

    Aha! Here my natural bouncing skills give me huge advantage! You are DOOMED kitteh! Hi FeyFey.
  21. *Bounces off the trampoline into a flying GLOMP!*

    Good to see you VexXxa!
  22. *Drops from above and bounces into a twisting quadruple flip.*

    Sack peoples are masters of the jumping and bouncing stuff!

    Hallo...

    VexXxaGlomperBattleFuzzyTigerNekoDaKittehDemonPogo PogoPhillyShecky
  23. Allo...

    FeyFeyNekoDaKittehBattlePhillySheckyFuzzyTigerSais tPogoPogoVexXxaGlomperTwipperTuxedo
  24. Ok look, if we only get ONE thing filmed it has to be this. Saist, you are taking out the garbage. And the Puppeh pops up with a gun and says...

    "GARBAGE DAY!"

    And then he shoots Saist and Saist falls backwards dramatically!
  25. Because we could only get one trailer and you had to have a trailer. So you get the storage trailer!

    *Chases after Becky.*