Fedor

Hallo BeckyNinjaPixieKitteh, thas a big steak!

Hallo...

TramontaneLarkerBunnyPhillyRadBattleSheckyStryph

Hmmm... I will have chicken please.

*Noms a donut appetizer.*

Hallo FeyFeyZephyr

Wow, who knew they could do that.

Hi Kant

*Lowers a disco ball, clears the furniture back and turns the Rookery into a Roller Disco!*

Won't you take me to... FUNKYTOWN!

How did you manage that?

Ummm, we forgot to make it in the kung fu hubbub this weekend. We have some carrot cake ninja stars though.

Too tired to eat, too hungry to sleep. Something's gotta give. Hi Klaw.

*Is knocked from the rafter, but falls towards Larker in the flying buddah palm attack!*

LarkerBunny, Fedor, FIGHT!

*Techno music resumes!*

*Watches, slightly confused.*

Well, it's not Jackie Chan, but it will do.

*Looks down from the rafters, still nomming the donut.*

Tramontane, LarkerBunny.... FIGHT!

*Techno music begins to play.*

*Stops, blinks, grabs the donut and plops down to begin NOMMINS!*

Fanks Becky!

*Looks and then realizes that you cannot see carbon monoxide, which is one of it's great dangers. He turns back just in time to stumble back, frantically blocking, ducking and parrying!*

*Glances around, his sack fu senses tingling. And with that he launches into the rafters and lands lightly near the carbon monoxide detectors.*

Ninja, I challenge you! TUSSLE!

*And with that he launches forward all matrixy!*

*Arrives wearing silken robes and sporting long, gray facial hair.*

Hallo, I am grand master Sack, Master of Sack-Fu. And this is the Rookery Tournament of Ultimate Martial Dragon Champions! Step forth and be known. This weekend we will decide who is the best of the best of the best of the best. Let the competition, BEGIN!

Ahh you like the hotfoot dance.

Ummm... ok. I am pretty sure I don't know how to cook that stuff you asked for anyways.

*Makes with a flurry of cooking and then slides a whole bunch of plates towards LarkerBunny. Any connection between that food and what he ordered is random chance.*

Hiya LarkerBunnyBeckyNinjaPixieKittehPuppeh

*Hops onto the counter and sets out several woks. He begins cooking the tastiest stir fry this side of the Pacific ocean!*

Who wants stir fry? We got General Tso's chicken, rice, sweet and sour chicken. That's right it's stir friday!

*Meets the pie halfway, tackles it to the ground and begins to nom!*

*Ducks the pie and presses up against the glass.*

Is there a donut pie?

Hallo....

PuppehPogoPogoZephyrFeyFey

That sure is a nice TBM you got there Schismatrix. Hmmm will have to give it a look Tram. Night all.

Is it a tv show?

Not familiar with it Tram.

Hey Schismatrix, welcome.

Hiya TramontaneLarkerBunny

*Drives by in his sackdozer to plow the bridge!*